My name is Joel.
I am addicted to Wikipedia.
I like the feeling I get when I click "Save page".
I justify the time I spend on Wikipedia by telling myself I'm bringing truth and clarity to the internet community. Usually though, I just troll the site looking for obvious spelling or grammar errors. And I love blatant POV, because it's fun to correct.
Maybe I should look for a job as an editor or a high-school English teacher; at least I'd be getting paid to do this.
Or maybe I'll just click "Random article" once more to see what comes up. Okay, twice more.