JoeyETS

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BUF

This user is a fan of the
Buffalo Sabres

This user thinks Steven Spielberg is the greatest director of all time.

W&N

This user is white & nerdy

This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.

This user is a guinea pig owner.

SW
I

This user thinks The Phantom Menace sucked.

SW
II

This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucked more.

This user wishes they owned an
AT-AT.

SW music

This user loves Star Wars music.

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books.

This user knows how to stop an exploding man.

fan
trekkie
trekker

This user is a Star Trek fan, but refuses to be labeled as a Trekkie/Trekker.

LOST	4 8 15 16 23 42

This user is a fan of Monty Python!

This user has memorized Holy Grail real well and can recite it right now to have you ROTFLOL!

This user is not dead yet!

This user has learned the value of not being seen!

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

en-5

This user can contribute with a professional level of English.

de-2

Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

fr-2

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

it-1

Quest'utente può contribuire con un livello semplice di italiano.

~~they~~
he or she

This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

infin¦
itive

This user chooses never to split infinitives.

by

The passive voice may be used by this user.

... in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

~~mankind~~

This user supports the use of gender-neutral language.

who

This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?

which & that

This user knows how to use which and that correctly.

Subj

This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

…

This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

;

This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

ə

This user is a Grammar Nazi.

~~Pickyness~~ Pickiness

This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

CA

This user uses
Canadian English spelling.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user keeps the Electric light on E.L.O.

This user enjoys Baroque music.

c~~Rap~~

This user can't stand rap music.

This user is a music composer.

This user is a drummer.

This user plays the piano.

AL

This user listens to music by Weird Al

This user sees the answers blowin’ in the wind.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user does not have an iPod, but wants one.

This user enjoys film scores.

This user knows 27 digits digits of pi.

>_<

This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).

en-CA

This user is a native speaker of Canadian English.

pig-2

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BBB-1

Dees-a hyooser ees eh puur spicker uff-a Børk, Børk, Børk.

nws-1

This user newspeaks plusungoodwise.

src-n

This user has never spoken sarcastically in their life. Ever.

...

This user would like to know all existing languages.

sar-N

This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.

This user definitely couldn't defeat Garry Kasparov and Deep Blue with a row of pawns and a bishop.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

N

This user is a loyal fan of Nintendo hardware and software, and as one, prefers Nintendo consoles over non-Nintendo consoles.

OO O	This user can't tell the difference between a coin and a ring. Hm...

This user is a Super Smash Brother!

This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Luigi.

This user loves knowledge.

This user is interested in political science.

This user is a skeptic.

XD

This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user makes short movies in their free time.

This user enjoys filmmaking.

This user does not smoke.

This user supports sustainable living.

This user supports
renewable energy.

Green

This user loves the color green.

This user is a former member of the worldwide family of Scouts.

This user is interested in politics.

Elib

This user is an economic liberal (the Adam Smith kind).

lib

This user is a liberal.

This user thinks nationalism is outdated.

This user is interested in environmentalism.

This user supports recycling.

This user wants to stop
global warming.

This user wants ZERO net carbon emissions from human activity.^†

This user supports the
use of green energy.

This user opposes the use of capital punishment.

This user is against involuntary military service.

OSC

This user enjoys the works of Orson Scott Card.

R	This user is a Ravenclaw.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user writes screenplays.

This user enjoys writing.

MB	This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own!

This user does not like getting Philiminated from the Race.

Idol

This user watches Canadian Idol.

This user has a
cunning plan, my lord.

?	This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.

This user is interested in spirituality.