I was born in 1968 in the post-apocalyptic ruins of Philadelphia, PA. For a decade, I scratched out a living among the scavengers and warring nomadic tribes, until my clan migrated to New York City. Over the course of the next ten years, I acquired the rudiments of civilization, including language, tool use, and a profound reverence for the blessed sacrament that is the bagel annointed with schmear. Armed with my newfound skills and the toroidal blessing of the holy bagel, I then embarked on an epic journey to Southern California, where I successfully founded a new tribe on the shores of the Pacific.
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I am an admitted serial hobbyist, and have dabbled in a wide variety of crafts and artistic pursuits.
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