I'm John Lease! And frankly, now that I have my own Wikipedia page, I feel I've arrived.
I've lived in Iowa, Indiana, Pennsylvania, New York and Virginia, but I don't feel too elitist.
Check out my hometown of Export, PA. We don't have a stoplight, but do have several stop signs.
I'm a proud alumnus of Penn-Trafford High School located in Harrison City, PA. Also of the Pennsylvania State University in State College, PA(or University Park, if you are a quibbler), and most recently of the Northern Virginia Community College, Manassas Campus.