Jan Šnábl (born April 26, 1989), known as John Beak or John Beak, the Nearly Ultimate One, or something like that is a legendary Czech student who hasn't achieved anything important yet. He's known on the internets mostly for reaching high scores in Icy Tower and several other video games. Occasional contributor who always forgets to log in.
Potential girlfriends are advised to send applications to John's e-mail address.