Johnny-No-Bones

About

Greetings! I'm an aspiring editor who occasionally appears to modify the grammar, formatting, or syntax of a given page. I have yet to actually author a page, but I am unyielding in my (perhaps hubristic) ambitions.

The Madding Crowd

NameThis user's name is Alan.

♂This contributor to Wikipedia is male.

This user likes ALL kinds of birds.

アニメ
subThis user prefers to watch
their anime subbed.

This user is a Space Cowboy.

This user knows what a darkroom is and has processed photographs inside one.

This user loves old cars.

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

This user is an advocate of open research and open access.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user knows that because English is a living language, grammar and syntax are not fixed.

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

This user believes that a tomato is biologically a fruit, but socially a vegetable.

NWThis user plays NumberWang.

This user is thinking with Portals!

This user has a level of tinnitus.

This user loves the SEA

This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.

This user is currently reading Medieval Bodies: Life and Death in the Middle Ages.

This user reads science fiction.

C&HThis user is a fan of Calvin and Hobbes.

This user is a captive on the Satellite of Love.

This user believes the world would be a better place if everyone had access to a quality, free education.

This user supports diversity and inclusion in STEM fields.

This user loves Helplessness Blues by Fleet Foxes.

This user supports autism acceptance.

This user has completed a 5k.

BLAHThis user is interested in linguistics and etymology.

This user enjoys sampling cuisines from all over the world.

This user loves abandoned buildings and ghost towns.

ALL HOPE ABANDON YE
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