CAUTION: This user finds unparalleled satisfaction in utilising his extensive vocabulary to fabricate his immense intelligence. This user is also prone to making mistakenly unintelligible comments and/or sentences that are actually fairly legible in ROT13. This user uses British English, unreservedly.

This user has been on Wikipedia for 13 years, 2 months and 10 days.
This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.
GreenThis user's favourite colour is green.
A polar bear.This user's favourite animal is the Polar Bear.
°CThis user uses the Celsius scale, as he finds it superior in every way to Fahrenheit.
?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.
This user finds dihydrogen monoxide highly toxic.
H2OThis user drinks water regularly.
User:Keys767/UBX/KillAmericanEnglish
A, B and CThis user prefers not to use the serial comma.
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This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!
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This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
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This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
9/9=1This user believes that 9/9 equals 1, but .999... does not..999…≠1
This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where he started.
This user is mortal.
This user wants to save the whales.
This user likes Pi(e).
This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.
This user is a tenor.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are pleonastic, extraneous, superfluous and supernumerary.