 | This user loves the look of the Aston Martin DB9. |
| This user diligently maintains a facebook profile. |
 | This user is covered in bees! |
| This user is a mathematician. |
 | This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions. |
| ax2+bx+c=0 | This user likes algebra. |
 | This user is a fan of Quentin Tarantino's films. |
 | This user enjoys films. |
| Coming Soon! | This user can't wait for the movie Inglorious Bastards. |
| FC | This user does not talk about Fight Club. |
| PULP | The truth is...you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin' Ringo...I'm tryin' REAL HARD to be the shepherd. |
 | This user has got red on her. |
| BBC | This user supports the BBC. |
 | This user has a cunning plan, my lord. |
| Spaced | This user knows it's just a sitcom. |
| No Laugh Track | This user prefers Sitcoms without the laugh track. |
| 8/10 | 8 out of 10 cats said, "This user is brilliant." |
| HIGNFY | This user would vote for the Rt. Hon. Tub of Lard MP |
| QI | This user is Quite Interesting. |
 | This user wants to believe, but verifiability is policy. |
| Scrubs | This user Re-he-heally loves Scrubs. |
| UC | This user watches University Challenge |
 | This user is The Stig. |
| Room 101 | This user wants to put Children, Birds, Needles, Piers Morgan and made for TV films into Room 101. |
| TV H | This user's TV Heaven would be 24, The Inbetweeners, Due South, Yes Minister and X Files. |
| TV H | This user's Telly Hell would be Loose Women, Distraction, Made for TV films and Big Brother. |