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Scatology, or coprology, in medicine, biology and paleontology, is the study of feces.

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In psychology, a scatology is an obsession with excretion or excrement, or the study of such obsessions. (See also coprophilia).

In literature, "scatological" commonly describes indecent works that make particular reference to excretion or excrement, as well as to toilet humour.

Scatology is related to eschatology, the study of the end of the world.

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Notable experts in the rapidly advancing field of scatology have come up with the following general categorizations after intesive experimentation and research.

List of types of excrement

• Dracula - Leaves blood on the paper.
• Phantome/Ghost - (Genus: Scatum ,Phylla: Phatasmus) Feels like the real thing, only nothing is there (Just air)
• Incredible hulk- huge when you get angry,
• Explosive- kaboom (self-explanatory)
• Stalactite-Hanging gardens of babylon
• NGC 6463 (Whats this?)
• Pendulum (during earthquakes , common in Japan)-Scientific name: Pendulum Japononica, Genus:Scatum
• Iceberg/Cloud9/Island - Refuses to sink.
• Exorcist - Has yellow and green colors like in the 'Exorcist' movie
• pee
• Drag racer- goes so fast that it just leaves skid marks on the bottom but the rest is gone already
• Mickey Mouse- One big one and two little ones
• Dingleberry- poo crumbs stuck on your butt hair
• Angry Mexican- Diarrhea lasting more than two hours
• 007- Espionage type.(Also Shy type) Comes out a litlle, looks around than comes back in.
• The 8th wonder of the world-It is the type is so humongous that it is difficult to think that it could have been produced by a human being. The creator usually leaves his work of art in the toilet so that all they appreciate it and avoids throwing toilet paper so as not to obstruct the view of his masterpiece.
• Swamp thing- Come with a lot of liquid.

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New discroveries in scatology:
stalactite scat: Genus :Scatum, Phylla: stalacticus: Hanging type which is not easily cut by the anus. pendulum scat:: Genus :Scatum, Phylla pendulum japnica: Staclactite occuring only in Japan and during earthquakes where the scat swings back and forth like a pendulum.

A.K.R. 04:39, 29 Nov 2004 (UTC) was here.