Jonny Lightning

b. 1991

d. Never, ever


Nationality: American; is of Polish, German, Italian, Dutch, English, Irish, Welsh, and Scottish descent.

Gender: Male

Occupation: Student

Areas of Intrest: History of Rome and its sucessor states; German history; video games; Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, aka 'Fantasy Crap'; airsoft and paintball; and a myriad of other things.


"The ad said, 'We will stand behind your furniture for 6 months!' I do not want them standing behind my couch, is why I left Soviet Union!"