User:Jtarr
Quotes:
- “Nothing builds bonds between two persons better than manual labor.”
- “Farms are not built, they are grown. Watered with sweat, fed with effort.”
- “Everyone has their own secret Rosebud, and like Mr. Kane, no one else will ever know…”
- “The heart would be a pretty bad muscle to pull.”
- “Harry Potter’s world doesn’t make sense. Why don’t they just fix everything with magic?”
- “The most important skill of any gardener is cooperation. If you work the ground, the ground will work for you.”
- “If I don’t get my throat slit with a license plate, I’ve accomplished something in life.”
- "Life is one big joke, with a really crappy punch line."
- "If love were a color, what color would it be? Clear, because love is blind."
- "The problem with Sweeny Todd is that it eliminates return business."
- "You know things are bad when your pee smells like hot pockets."
- "Crazy people know they are not, whereas sane people can never be sure..."
- "I learned long ago to never accept food from a woman's purse."
- "Police wouldn't start searching landfills for a couple of pick pocketers."
- "I don't know why more people didn't start putting their kids in rivers. It's like: Throw your baby in the Nile, get an Egyptian prince."
- "It's not that the world is so big, but that the mile is so small."
