This user is more awesome than ∫ f(x)dx =x5,000,000,000 +8x2,000 +57
C++ This user can program in C++ .
SQL This user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.
{{t |1 }} This user knows roughly how a template works.
{{Wiki}} This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
@ This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name .
G t a l k This user's Google Talk screenname is yourscreenname .
Web
This user has a [Your WebAddress website] .
This user is a frequent poster at 4chan .
This user contributes to Digg .
This user buys and sells on eBay as wiki .
This user has a profile on MySpace .
Grammar
to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
A, B, and A and B This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's . So should you.
… This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
AIM -AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
Animals
This user is a cat lover.
This user likes kiwis (not the fruit).
Interests
This user loves rainy days.
This user agrees that kayaking is the best sport in the world.
This user believes they are unique , just like everybody else. =]
This user likes to wink a lot, usually by the combination of a parenthesis and semicolon, but sometimes with a pretty graphic .
ACT This user obtained a score on the ACT .
This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute .
This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well. Existent
Math
This user knows that math is
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This user is approximately normal .