Keyed In

This user contributes using a laptop.

intel
Core

This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core Duo microprocessor.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows Vista.

C:\>_

This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.

This user contributes using
Internet Explorer 7.

This user hates Mozilla Firefox, and uses it only for Twinkle.

vb

This user is a Visual Basic programmer.

XL	xxSub Macro 1() xxxxxThis user writes macros for xxxxxMicrosoft Excel xxEnd Sub

<html>

This user can write HTML.

~~they~~
he or she

This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

whom

This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.

Subj

This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

ye	This user speaks Yeshivish.

^en/_ye

This user's ability to speak Yeshivish in no way precludes his ability to speak proper English.

he-3

משתמש זה יכול לתרום ברמה מתקדמת של עברית.‏

yi-2

דער באַניצער רעדט אַ נישקשהדיקן ייִדיש.

en-us-user64

Like 64% of native English speakers, this user speaks American English.

en-us-ca

Dude, this person is totally a California English speaker.

en-GB
-4

This user has a near-native understanding of British English.

Hebr-N
ש‎

This user has a native-like understanding of the Hebrew alphabet.

Arab-4
ع‎

This user has a near-complete understanding of the Arabic script.

...

This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

The Jewish Star of Jealousy

This is a self-awarded award awarded to anyone who feels so jealous that he has no awards that he had to award himself a self-awarded award to make his award section on his User Page look good. He also wants to see how many times in one sentences he can use the word "award" (last sentence was seven). If you feel jealous of others who prominently display their awards in their wiki User page, you can contribute productively to the all-knowing Wikipedia and hope that someone notices your hardwork and awards you an award. Or you can drop a message on my TALK passage and ask for a Jewish Star of Jealousy at which point the joint council of the Learned Elders of Zion and the Jedi Council will consider inducted you into the Jewish Star of Jealousy Hall of Fame which would give you the right to legally display your Jewish Star of Jealousy award in your very own Wikipedia User Page. I may also decide to randomly award this award to people or bots. --רח"ק