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This user is in school. This user may be away or inactive for varying periods of time, especially if they have exams. |
CAN'T RETIRE
Kieran705 tried to leave Wikipedia, but found that they couldn't do so…
en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
This user is male. |
Today is 15 November 2024 |
This user is Waiting for Godot, who will surely be arriving on November 16. |
This user is proud to be a Wikipedian. |
This user thinks that registration should be required to edit articles. |
no ads | This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia. |
UPHS | My school is Upper Perkiomen High School. |
12th Grade | This user is in 12th Grade. |
This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned. |
Wikipedia is not censored. |
This user loves userboxes. |
This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes. |
This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one. |
This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive. |
Kieran705 thinks the image policy is GODDAMNED UNFAIR!!! |
To feed or not to feed – that is the question. |
Kaboom!! Oh, that was just this user obliterating vandals, nothing to worry about. Except if you're the vandal.[Humor] |
This user HATES it when someone vandalizes Wikipedia. |
This user will NEVER let Wikipedia get destroyed by vandalism. |
V | This user adheres to the philosophy that an edit a day keeps the vandals at bay. |
This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages. |
W | This user contributes using Microsoft Word. |
This user contributes using Google Chrome. |
This user contributes using Microsoft Windows. |
hp | This user has a laptop from Hewlett-Packard. |
This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Lenovo. |
LHV | This user is a fan of the Lehigh Valley Phantoms |
LHV | This user is a fan of the Lehigh Valley IronPigs |
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
This user is interested in politics. |
This user advocates democracy. |
This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems. |
This user supports recycling. |
X | This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct. | X |
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. |
This user was born on July 5, 2006. |
IQ | This user's Intelligence Quotient is rising all the time. |
:-/ | This user is a sceptic, even with regard to this userbox. |
ipa-4 ə | This user has a near-complete understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet. |
This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one. |
This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical. |
... | This user would like to know all existing languages. |
This user is of Irish ancestry. |
This user is of Italian ancestry. |
This user is of Ukrainian ancestry. |
This user is of Polish ancestry. |
This user is of multiple ancestries. |
This user doesn't care what your "ancestries" are; this user likes people for what they are and not because of a place of birth! |
This user is a railfan. |
This user has met an eating, drinking, s****ing, f***ing Santa Claus. |
1337-0 | This user has no idea what 1337 is or prefers to contribute using proper words. |
:-] | This user is polite. |
This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits. |
This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know. |
This user can drive. |
18Y | This Wikipedian was born on 05 July 2006 and is 18 years, 4 months, and 10 days old. |
This user prefers the metric system. |
ft-lb-0 | This user does not use U.S. Customary Units (or does not wish to use U.S. Customary Units). |
This user uses Commonwealth spelling. |
snkd | This user says sneaked. |
to¦go | This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives. |
…in. | Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. |
to too two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
your you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
“,;:’ | This user is a punctuation stickler. |
man- kind | Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct. |
by | The passive voice may be used by this user. |
¡¡¡This user overuses exclamation marks!!! |
This user's favourite colour is blue. |
This user is interested in ancient civilizations. |
This user is interested in Ancient Egypt. |
This user is interested in Ancient Rome. |
This user enjoys solving Sudoku puzzles. |
cvg-5 | This user is a professional gamer. |
This user enjoys photography. |
This user enjoys writing. |
This user reads between the lines. |
This user is a bibliophile. |
This user enjoys reading non-fiction. |
This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys. |
This user enjoys reading humorous literature. |
This user enjoys reading thrillers. |
This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players". |
This user enjoys reading short stories. |
This user enjoys comics. |
This user enjoys reading the newspaper. |
This user reads broadsheet newspapers. |
band | This user plays in a band. |
This user enjoys pop music. |
trek | This user is a Trekker and knows that any real fan is not a Trekkie. |
This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile. |
>_< | This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it). |
$ | This user is a fan of game shows. |
FF | This user is a Family Feud fan. |
FF Dawson | This user prefers Richard Dawson as host of Family Feud. |
FF Combs | This user prefers Ray Combs as host of Family Feud. |
FF Anderson | This user prefers Louie Anderson as host of Family Feud. |
FF Karn | This user prefers Richard Karn as host of Family Feud. |
FF O'Hurley | This user prefers John O'Hurley as host of Family Feud. |
FF Harvey | This user prefers Steve Harvey as host of Family Feud. |
J! | This user phrases responses in the form of a question. |
This user wants to match the stars. |
This user watches The Price Is Right! |
Drew |
This user prefers Drew Carey over Bob Barker as host of The Price Is Right. |
WoF | This user is a fan of Wheel of Fortune. |
This user does not like getting Philiminated from the Race. |
Big Brother is watching this user. |
This user is an omnivore. |
This user loves spaghetti. |
This user eats apples. |
This user eats bananas. |
This user eats watermelon. |
This user eats cheese. |
This user eats chicken. |
This user loves to eat pizza. |
This user eats chocolate. |
This user eats cookies. |
This user likes pie. |
This user eats potato chips. |
Help! I'm suffering from extreme userbox overload. |
This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle. |
This user advocates the use of more cowbell. |
This user is interested in The Jedi Order. My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. |
Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. |
oops | This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms. |
This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory. |
WTF | THIS IS NOT A USERBOX ...Or is it? |
— | This space is for rent. |
1, 2, 3... | This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it. |
This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea. |
pox | This user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual. |
This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes. |
This user is not wearing any pants. |
This user wishes they were in a hot tub right now. |
This user enjoys going to the sauna. |
This user wants to be your friend. |
:-] | This user is polite. |
Reply to a kind act with a kind barnstar! |
! | This user believes that common courtesy is an uncommon commodity. |
? | This user believes that common sense is an uncommon commodity. |
Cards | This user enjoys playing card games. |
This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage. |
This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes. |
This user likes Colours!! |
This user likes Colours!! |
Life | This user is Pro-Life |
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This user believes in Pro-Life. |
This user is pro-life and pro-family. |
PL | This user is pro-life, and cannot understand why anyone wouldn't be. |
This user believes that life is good. |
This user believes that life begins at conception |
As a former fetus, this user opposes abortion. |
This wikipedian's conscience, based upon humanist and/or Spiritual principles, opposes: abortion and euthanasia.
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This user is rated 'PG' by the Motion Picture Association. |
This user believes that their sexuality is irrelevant on Wikipedia and prefers not to disclose it. |
This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own! |
This user likes to sleep. |
BC | This user hates sleeping alone.* |
This user believes that the meaning of life is to live a happy life. |
This user thinks healthy food is vital to mental health. |
This user is interested in the link between gut microbiota and mental health. |
This user supports medical cannabis |
This user is a member of the AWWDMBJAWGCA WAIFDSPBATDMTAD. |
ə | This user is a Grammar Nazi. |
Y'all | Hey y'all! This user is a fan or speaker of Southern dialect, where we have "owl" not "oil" like them Yankees. |
This user aspires to own a CCXR. |
This user is interested in politics. |
This user presents high risks of Biohazards |
01001000 01101001 | There are 10 types of people: those who read binary and those who don't. |
Hi, my name is Kieran705 and I'm a Wikipediholic. |
EGY | This user enjoys energy drinks. |
This user can solve the V-Cube 7 without cheating. |
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. |
This user prefers the topping-free purity of cheese pizza. |
MLP FiM | This user enjoys My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, darling. |
This user is opposed to online censorship. |
This user has reported many vandals with the result of their being permanently blocked. |
vn--1 (because he's epic) | This editor's user page, talk page, or subpages have been vandalized -1 (because he's epic) times. |
ZT | This user supports a strict zero tolerance policy on vandalism. |
This user reports vandals to administrators so they can be blocked. |
This user has a Strong Password. † |
Thank the IP | This user believes that vandal–reverting IP address editors should be rewarded or thanked for their efforts. |
CSD! | This user will not hesitate to delete or CSD tag your article if it falls under CSD criteria. |
UBX | This user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! or else... |
MORE | This user has more userboxes. |
This user was born in the United States of America. |
This user is interested in the politics of the United States. |
MLB | This user is a Major League Baseball fan. |
This user has left the planet Earth 0 times. |
This user fights vandalism. |
VAN | This user has reverted vandalism many times and has warned many vandals. |
This user uses Huggle to combat vandalism. |
This user has been attacked by a sock puppet. |
This user is too lazy to make a userpage, so they use userboxes instead. |
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. |
This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit. |
This user thinks that registration should be required to edit articles. |
MSN | This user works on the Nadesico |
@ | This user can be reached by email at kieran705@icloud.com. |
This user is a pessimist. |
6 C 12.011 | This user is made out of Carbon. |
Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
BB | This user buys their books from Black Books. |
This user is a fan of Blackadder. |
UBX | This user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! or else... |
This user uses BitTorrent. |
This user uses µTorrent. |
X | This user plays the Xbox. |
LG | This user's alignment is Lawful Good: the "Crusader." |
This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2006 . |
This user wants to see Jimbo and Willy on Wheels duke it out in the ring, with Chuck Norris as the referee. |
This user thinks Wikimedia deserves the Nobel Peace Prize |
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. |
This user dislikes the concept of politics. |
:-] | This user is polite. |
This user supports the United Nations. |
This user is interested in the concepts of destiny or fate. |
This user is right-handed. |
Sellout | This user watches the Super Bowl for the ads. |
This user is a mathematician. |
en-us -N | This user is a native speaker of American English. |
This user has a television set. |
FM | This user has an FM radio. |
This user is an AFOL. |
This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist. |
W/T | This user is a were or therian. |
This user's hero is Isaac Asimov. |
Dr. Who | "I say...would you like a Jelly Baby?" |
This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile. |
This user goes on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh! |
Spaced | This user knows it's just a sitcom. |
Nintendo | This user supports Nintendo. |
GAME | This user plays "the Game". |
You just lost The Game. |
This user is a member of NERV. |
This user contributes to Digg. |
This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian. |
This user enjoys reading magazines. |
This user has been living in a cave somewhere. |
..... | This user is a professional procrastinator. |
SARC | This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. |
— | This user has NO personality. |
It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music. |
I | This user is a person, and nothing else matters. |
This user is opposed to online censorship. |
This user supports the National Rifle Association. |
HDM | This user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way.. |
This user believes that process is important on Wikipedia and is opposed to its circumvention. |
This user enjoys the works of Robert A. Heinlein |
This user is a skeptic. |
Warning to Vandals: This user is armed with VandalProof. |
This user is a libertarian. |
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway. |
BSG | This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series. |
lang-0 | This user cannot read or write any languages. Assistance is required. |
This user is a proud Native Terran. |
This user likes Pi(e). |
This user likes to sleep. |
This user is a proud native of Alpha Sol Terra. |
Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes. |
User:Nigos/sandbox/userbox/This user exists
This user has witnessed the light turn off inside their refrigerator. |
0.0 | This user does not run. |
Your company's logo goes here. | This user has decided to sell out to corporate sponsorship. Sorry! |
PWN | If you pwn someone once a day, join the club. |
C | This user doesn't design many userboxes. But if they did, they'd probably be the best userboxes in the world! |
This user is a mammal. |
9.8 m/s2 | This user is often touching the floor, because gravity has too much of an effect on them. |
lava | This user tries not to touch the floor... because they often think that the floor is lava!! |
Left | This user's favorite direction is left. |
Spell | Dis usa iis veri goot att speling |
This user owns a Casio F91W, and therefore is potentially a terrorist. |
In Soviet Russia, this userpage reads you. |
404 ERROR | ERROR 404: USERBOX NOT FOUND | If this is your first time receiving this message, please restart your computer. |
This user is not wearing any pants. |
?!?!? | Fasd weea dsdfi fdpsor? Asopsd aoqws! Qaps swifnt fdsorapora?! |
Make America Grate Again! |
N W | This user is never wrong. Once, they thought
they were wrong, |
This user recognizes Sealand as an independent country. |
This user does not identify with barcode scanners, and would, personally, look at the actual item. |
This user thinks they might have too many userboxes. Oh well... |
o.O | This user is weird, but thinks the above userbox should be spelled correctly. |
This user speaks only 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001!!! |
This user has never been to Fucking Austria
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Everybody's got something to hide except for this user and his/her monkey (I'm not too sure about him). |
If this user was a steward, they would have removed their own steward permissions, so they would no longer be a steward. |
This user is an unskilled worker, and damn good at it. |
This user is clueless about everything. |
This user finds Conservapedia hilarious. |
This user enjoys biting newbies and vandals, and you are next. |
This user is very kind. Feel free to roll back all of their edits and CSD all of their pages. They will just report you to WP:AN/I and WP:AIV. Then you'll probably get blocked indef. That's all. |
This user's anxiety level is at 100% because their psychiatrist told them that they have every psychological disorder in all the DSMs combined. Excuse them while they kiss the toilet. |
This user believes they're smarter than Albert Einstein. Please feel free to kick them. |
This user likes to brag about being born on Mike Meyers's birthday. Do you think you can top that? |
This user emits 100 sieverts of ionizing radiation per millisecond. |
This user is easily distracted. |
This user presents high risks of Biohazards |
id1 | This user doesn't care... | id2 |
This user is NOT a Nexus-6 |
This user commands Stormtroopers (and hates when they disobey) |
o.O | This user is weird |
∞ | Cut what was becoming an infinite number of userboxes off here to prevent your getting eye strain. |
This user is an advanced toilet user. |
∞ | This user's ACTUAL userbox tower has infinity userboxes, so I cut it off here to not make you go crazy |
RD | Non cogito ergo usorarcam sum. |
HOLIC | This user doesn't need to take the Wikipediholic Test to know he/she is a Wikipediholic. |
The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic. |
This user could make it to the last level in the Fear Test! Could you? |
+1 | This user has made more than one edit. What now?!?! |
This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae. |
This user is a Coconut!. |
Beer respects me. |
— | This space is for rent. |
{{!!!}} | This user over-uses userboxes. |
This user was abducted by aliens and all what I've got was this lousy userbox. |
It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music. |
This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH! |
This user has edited at least 7 articles!!! {wow} | 7!! |
huh ? | This user doesn't know what the hell they are doing. |
:-) | This user has not deleted the Main Page. |
This user wishes they could afford a 1993 Ford Taurus. |
This user wishes they could afford a 1993 Ford Taurus. |
( | Brackets make (this user) feel safe. | ) |
7/0 = | This user believes that math is broke. | ERROR |
This user is visiting from an alternate universe. |
This user is against Conscription. |
? | Kieran705 does nothing. |
This user is interested in nanotechnology. |
This user is a beach bum. |
This user is a NINJA! What Ninja? I don't see a... *SCHHING!* AAH! |
Rel-0 | This user has no desire to understand Religion and/or Spirituality. A gOD who?!?? |
Rel no | This user does not belong to any organized (or disorganized) religion. |
This user believes any universe would be a happier, safer and saner place if there were no religion. |
This user is sick and tired of Religion's attempts to hijack government and wants stronger separation of church and state. |
This user believes "astrology was discredited 600 years ago with the birth of modern science."
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This user imagines Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too. |
This user believes in tolerance for all viewpoints except intolerance. |
This user believes that when you die, YOU DIE!!. |
This user is not religious. |
This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage. |
ANTI | This user opposes religion as a whole. |
This user is a secular humanist. |
This user is an Atheist. |
This user doesn't believe in myths or superstitions. |
This User is Having None of this God Business. |
no fun | This user would argue that, despite its name, there is hardly any "fun" at all in fundamentalism...! |
This user feels that most of "life after death" bears an intriguing resemblance to compost. |
This user lives in a Userbox. |
This user likes dark userboxes |
{{!!!}} | This user over-uses userboxes. |
-xen | This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time. |
This editor might be a precisionist. It depends - check the policy. |
ubx-5 | This user uses entirely too many userboxes. |
Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes. |
END | This user has no more userboxes. |