Kouznetsova

Natasha Kouznetsova Jørgensen (born 14th of August,1998) is a Danish-Russian student at Cognitive Science in her 1st semester.

Early childhood

Born half Russian, she has been through several Russian Pioneer Camps and has obtained the skills to not only make a fire, but to keep it alive for 24 hours - which everyone knows is the number one survival skill and comes in super handy at a Friday Bar.

Working situation

Even though being a student can be challenging enough, Natasha does not settle. She works at the sexiest of the sexiest supermarket chains in Denmark. The one and only: Bilka Tilst. Only for the sake of getting 5% discount of Blend-Yourself-Candy (at Personaledag the discount reaches 20%!) which of course can be shared with a certain ( ;) ;) ;)) group of people.

Known for her footwork and clothes-changing abilities, she will be contributing to the Friday bar committee with poor no-bottle-opener-skills, sick (*coughs) dance moves and level 1000 foxiness that weighs up for her poorly executed dad-jokes (cf. picture below). And if needed she's also really good at fake-crying and she also kind of looks like Greta.

Health

Her last visit to the bathroom can be described perfectly with Michael Jacksons "Smooth Criminal" while thinking how badass it would be to ride a horse-size bumble bee.

The only thing missing to truly complete her talented self, is to become a member of Broca's Bodega. She's actually so noller that it would be a mistake to not take her.