The trojanpony, often referred to as the trojanhorse or even sometimes named using less politically correct terms, is a rare character known for its aggressiveness and stubbornness. Said to outwardly resemble the likes of a grown Regan MacNeil from the 1973 Exorcist film except chubbier, the trojanpony can often be found clinging onto Englishmen and hating on men from France, especially despising the latter country's ancient Frankish king, Clovis I.
Easy to find in the sunny coasts of Florida, the trojanpony is not - contrary to popular belief - made out of wood (else it would not be so annoying). Armed with a steel heart and a forked tongue, it spends its days ranting and degrading Kingdoms and Empires. Another activity popular to the trojanpony is recruiting fans of Cannabis to aid her in her passionate accusations.