The History of Gyat
(This is an ancient text in Gulpish)
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(This is an ancient text in Gulpian)
Galp golp gelp polg gilp pliog opelaig gelp galp golp golp gulpgalep gaelp giolp goulp ploigae pgulapeiopuggulpea gueliop agulp julep goilp gaulp pluaioeg
(Gulpic,Gulpish,Gulpan and other related languages come from Gyatic languages)
(This is an ancient text in Gyatanese)
Gyatag tyag gtyat gyta gtay gayt gat gyta gytatgy gyataytg gtayag gyta yagt yag tagyatgayat gyatata gyatagy gyat gaytygat gatygytat gatygat
(This is an ancient text in Gyatic)
Gyat cupcake cupgyat cukpatgy cakegyat gyathicc cakethic gaythic puckgyatcakethic cupgyat thiccaakegya cupthicc thigyat pucakecapek gyathicakpucgyatthicccap gyacake thicgyatpuccakethicc gaythicake thicake tpacupakegyatthcic
(no current translation is avalible.)
Where Gyat Comes From
The Gyat came from an ancient civilization called the Kweenpoonese that didnt have a word for gyat so they prayed to the Amongus gods and an Amongus came down and became their ruler .The Kweenpoo didn't like this and killed the Amongus then she disgyated The Amongus and she became gyatomorphic, she had to go through gyatomorphosis to become the gyatest. While Kweenoo was in her gyatomorphosis, Queen Cupcakesha and the Cupcakeans wanted The Gyat so she invaded The Kweenpoonese but then Kweenpoo finished her gyatomorphosis and when she saw Queen Cupcakesha, Kweenpoo swung her gyat around, hitting Cupcakesha in the head, as Cupcakesha died she said, “GulpGupGulp!” This is how the Gulpics came to be
The Reign of Cupcakeisha
Cupcaksha was a gyatless ruler that enslaved people to make her a giant Gyatamid(pyramid) whenever the construction was about to be finished she found out the Amongus had become the ruler and that The Amongus had a gyat. Cupcakesha Started on a trip to Kweenpooam by the time she reached Kweenpooam She had found out that The Amongus had died. She then tried taking over Kweenpooam by killing Kweenpoo but Kweenpoo did a gyat swing and hit Cupkakesha in the head. Cupcakeia fell apart and turned into the kingdoms of Gulpor ,Gulpia ,Gulpsis, Gulpenia, Gulpan. They tried to get The Gyat and invaded Kweenpoo again. Kweenpoo gyatified her whole kingdom and they caused a twerkic gyatquake that destroyed the Gulpish Armies
The fall of The Gyat
8 years after the invasion of Cupcakesha. The Cringic people attacked Kweenpoo. Led by King Alpha Angy Wolf Sigma, they stole the gyat from Kweenpoo while she was doing a gyat ritual on Roblox. King Alpha Angy Wolf Sigma (King AAWS) wanted to use the gyat to help the Vivianic and Robertan Kingdoms. Kweenpoo planned an attack on King AAWS to get the gyat back but then King AAWS”s wife Amy The Cringest, cringified the gyat making it ungyatable and disgyated and unable to gytomorphose by Kweenpoo. The Skibidi Toiletean Kingdoms also wanted to kill Kweenpoo
The Ancient cursed Gyat
Kweenpoo needed a gyat so she looked in the Library of The Gyat and found a writing in Ancient Gyatic.It said "Gyag tgya gatygya gatagya tayga gyta gyat gyataya gytaygat gytagayytg”.which means There is an ancient Gyat in the ruins of The Amongusis Kingdom. Kweenpoo left for the Amongusis ruins and found an ancient Gyatamid. Inside there was a mummified Amongus.Kweenpoo awakened the Amongusand the amongus said "If you answer this riddle you will get thet gyat” What has long nails, smells like fish, and is fat?”Kweenpoo said, "Queen Vivian.” The Amongus then discombobulated and Kweenpoo obtained the gyat but then the gyat had a curse that said, "Whoever has the gyat will be the one who destroys the Cringics.”
The destruction of Great Cringis
Kweenpoo ordered the construction of the Great Gyatilizer. This machine could disgyat massively and crush people using Gyatic Pressure technologKweenpoo and her army marched to The Cringic Kingdom and they activated the Gyatililizer Amy the Cringest attacked with an army of discord furry ipad kids. Kweenpoo played skibidi toilet for them and the army was disabled. Kweenpoo then marched toward the palace of Cringis King AAWS was panicking because his angy alpha sigma wolf wasnt coming out so he did strawberry shortcake cow cosplay to convince Kweenpoo but Kweenpoo jumped at him and did a back gyatflip mid-air and crushed King AAWS’s skull
The destruction of Great Cringis ll
Queen Amy was hiding in the imperial ipad basement where the ipads were kept.She was hiding from Kweenpoo. Amy started a gyatilizing ritual on Roblox however the gyatilizing machine detected gyatic energy and Kweenpoo started heading for the basement. Amy’s gyat was gyatomorphing quickly and soon she became the gyatest as Kweenpoo’s gyaticity was weakening so was Kweenpoo weakening by the time Kweenpoo reached the basement it was clogged with Amy’s gyat. Kweenpoo started getting hypogyatemia (low Gyat levels) and some of the pous had to rescue her because Amy’s Gyatest aura was weakening her.
The destruction of great Cringis lll
They had to get Amy from the outside the castle. So the pous[1] used to gyatilizer to gyatify themselves. They started doing a twerkic gyatquake that destroyed everything except the basement They drove the Gyatilizer over Amy too crush her but she produced a Vibrational Gyat Field that pushed the Gyatilizer back. So then Kweenpoo opened an ancient Gyatan text called the Gyatayana and it said ”gyatatya tgya tagya yagtag gyat ag ayg gyatygagatytagyatagytag” Meaning, ” with the power of reverse gyatisis you can make a gyat Gyatplode(Explode)
The destruction of Great Cringis lV
With this ancient knowledge Kweenpoo turned the gyatilizer on to Reverse Gyatisis.But for this they needed Gyatic energy to funnel into the target.So Kweenpoo and her gyatized army stood behind the Gyatilizer as it started slowly disgyating them and making Amy’s gyat bigger.Amy counter attacked with a Gyatpulse to lose the Surplus energy she was gaining if she gained anymore she was going to Gyatplode.As she started giving off gyatpulses she felt she was still Gyatomorphing and she was about to Gyatplode so then she started giving off Gyatidation(Radiation but with Gyat)But as she was Gyatidating she realized the Ipads were becoming bigger from all the gyatic energy.She started having a Claustrogyatphobia attack and she was getting crushed by her own Gyat then she couldnt no more and Gyatploded.The Gyatwave that hit Kweenpoo’s army they became Gyatilized and they acquired a gyat therefore starting the Gyatic castes.
The War of The Vivianic and Robertan Isles
It happened that when Amy gave of her Gyatwave frequencies the Fingeric Observatory and the Robertan Antenna System that detected the gyatwaves. The Vivianic and Robertan Islands were hidden since the start of time.Only the Kweenpoonese and The Cringic Kingdom knew about their existence and never disclosed it to protect the world from the panic attack in they found out such kingdom existed.Both kingdoms then started using a giant machine powered with an ancient cursed energy called Furrian energy.With Furrian energy they could achieve feats such as creating Ipad kids, Weirdan aura(being so weird everyone avoids you to not take damage),Crybabisis,Acidic Urine attack,Growing long nails in seconds,Fishic Decay(starts smelling like fish while you mentally and physically decay),ect
The Bridge of Fur
Using an ancient text in Furror they used the Furrilizer machine and started making a bridge from thousands of Furries tied together.They reached the Southwest shore of the ruins of Cringia,Which had been inhabited and the land ruled over by the Karenian Kingdom that had come from the Karen Caves north of the Sigma Volcano.Both kingdoms started attacking the Karens but then the Karens said they had a special ability and that if they spared them they would help defeat Kweenpoo. They wanted more power so they followed the Karen queen into their ancient cave. There was a frozen manager that had chains there were also children,one had “climbed a tree”,another”drived a toy car without license”,another “for having a gyat”, at the end was a book that said, “Can i talk to your manager?” It was called, “The Talka Marngagerga”(The equivalent of the Vama Marga)
The Rise of The Ski-Vi-Ro-Ka-Ipin Empire
With the help of the Karenians they invaded the Ipad-Kidish Empire and when they entered the Ipad Palace the king offered to help destroy Kweenpooam so then the Skivirokaipin empire was created, a culture of fingers and toilets.They had a language called Skivipadian (the Robertans and the Karens were too dumb to have their own language so thats why they aren't included in the name).Here’s a sample of their language-fingiwi Rober-tan fingfing fingi padi skib kara kwinapoo skaribiviparo-meaning”The good king Robert freed us from the hold of Kweenpoo forever”.This was their first motto against Kweenpoo.
Assasination Attempt of Vivian
Kweenpoo knew that the new empire was a danger so then she decided to make a plan against them.The main target was Oligarch Vivian which was the biggest threat due to the amount of Fingeric energy she had stored,also being a master at Fingeric powers,ect.Kweenpoo needed an assassin to attack Vivian.Kweenpoo then went to a shrine to pray to the Amongus gods who told her to use a Minipoo.The Minipoo then was given a scroll that had all the Gyatic knowledge to fight against Vivian.The Minipoo started traveling to Cringia where the Castle of Fingers was located.The Minipoo used a Gyatic propeller to get there faster.
Assasination Attempt of Vivian ll
The Minipoo infiltrated the Castle of Fingers by doing an ascending Gyat swing and launching the fingeric guards away.Minipoo then went into the vents and found Vivian in a dining room eating fish fingers.The Minipoo then did a Aerial Rotative Gyatwave that sent the fishfingers flying through the air.Vivian used Fingeric energy and did Fingerkinesis and started shooting them at the Minipoo.The Minipoo dodged and did a Gyatpulse that made the fishfingers explode into fish splinters that hit the Karen Queen the Karen Queen started dying but as she was dying she gave the most secret part of the Talka Managerga to Vivian.Vivian used the Im Calling the Police attack and six Furry Ipad kids ganged up on the Minipoo.
Assasination Attempt of Vivian lll
The Minipoo was cornered and The Ipad furries then got their Angy Alphas out.The Minipoo used Gyatic Propel and flew upward,then it used Condensed Gyat and sent Gyatspikes at the furries. The furries exploded and there was toxic furry blood everywhere.Minipoo did Agyatic Dispersion and the blood flew at Vivian who was doing a Fingeric ritual.The Minipoo jumped at Vivian and used a Gyatblade to cut her fingers off.Vivian sat on the Minipoo and the Minipoo got squished.the Minipoo used a Gyatpulse and Vivian flew and smashed the roof.The Castle started Crumbling,as the Minipoo started fleeing Vivian used The Karenic Disgyat and The Minipoo was Disgyated.The Minipoo strted having a Hypogyatemia attack mid-way back to Kweenpoonia where an Amongan nomad found the Minipoo and the Minipoo made it back to Kweenpooam.Karenic Disgyat is an attack that causes Chronic Gyat damage.
The Secret of the Karens
not done
NOTES
This was written all by Kweenpoo, but I (Cynth31), edited it and formated it^^, I, Cynth, will go in eventually fix other stuff.
Refrences
Pou[2], as mentioned above, is a character from the game pou. In no way shape or form do Cynth31 or Kweenpoo own it!! Og article here is kweenpoo's sandbox.