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I am a carbon-based entity currently residing on the east coast of Canada. I am both language and history geek, though I am by no means an expert on any part of either subject. I am a stickler for proper grammar, spelling and punctuation, though I am not as anal as some others seem to be(much to my chagrin).

I am a new Wikipedian, so if I do something wrong, please let me know!

Userboxes Language 漢字This user has already learned some of the kanji script. 한글This user can read Hangul. 這個用戶認為漢字簡化是好是壞取決於漢字本身。 这个用户认为汉字简化是好是坏取决于汉字本身。 This user believes that whether simplification made a character more or less beautiful depends on the character. enThis user is a native speaker of the English language. enm-1This led knoweth sumhwet of Englyssh. fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français. ia-1Iste usator pote contribuer con un nivello basic de interlingua. ie-1Ti person posse contribuer con nivell novicio de Interlingue (Occidental). ja-1この利用者は初級の日本語ができます。 ja-ksb-1この利用者はちょびっとやったら関西弁話せますねん。 lfn-1Esta usor pote contribui a un nivel basa de Lingua Franca Nova. fgn-2This user speaks several dialects of foreign. sco-2This brouker can contreibute wi a middlin level o Scots. simpleThis person reads, writes and understands Simple English. MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently. en-us -1This user has a basic understanding of American English. en-us -ap-1Thisere user unnerstans a maat a Appalachian English. en-us- ca-1This person's California English sucks. They're probably from the East Coast. SoE-3This here user has an advanced understandin' of Southern American English and has developed a mighty fine drawl. en-GB -2This user has an intermediate understanding of British English. en-gb-msy This user speaks Scouse. en-ca-NThis user is a native speaker of Canadian English. en- ieThis user himself he thinks that Hiberno-English is just grand. Eats, Shoots and Leaves User:Jeffro77/userboxes/Singular they:LessEvil snukThis user says snuck. to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives. byThis user has no opinion about the passive voice. ... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put. person, humanityThis editor writes carefully to avoid gender neutrality issues completely. to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case. you oneThis user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works. Thou/YeThis user wants to resurrect the T–V distinction in English. if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly. which & that This user joins with Dickens, Melville, and other great writers[1] in rejecting the canard that which may not be used for restrictive relative clauses. much & manyThis user understands the difference between much & many. less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer. than thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then." their there they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! your you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. English Singulars: "The data is..." This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns. Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake. “,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler. . TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop. Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex This user prefers the cereal comma. its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. ’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. ??? ?!? !!!This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up! This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly. “…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style. "...,"For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation." ;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly. LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation. 1337/ IntS !This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks. ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage. Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness". Silly Things This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent. cAPSCAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL nws-1This user newspeaks plusungoodwise. pig-2Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway anway intermediateway evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay. Ubbi-1Thubis ubusuber cuban spubeak uba bubasubic lubevubel ubof Ububbubi Dububbubi. Guitar-1This user is a beginner guitar player. BS-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullshit. Lolcat-4Dis yuza kan speeks lolkitteh wif neer neytiv lvl. ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes. ...This user would like to know oodles more languages. sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great? Wrld-ish!Deze user puede falar prawie allt und often mélange tutto LolcatI CAN HAS LOLKITTEH!!1 This user knows that penguins are evil! This user has tested the buttered cat paradox.†WP:UA This user owns one or more dogs. This user does not eat fish. Ever. This user is an owner of one or more ferrets. Gr This user's favourite colour is grey. This user is against DRM. This user is a frequent poster at 4chan. This user has a channel on YouTube. This user kept track of their books using Shelfari. Don't be evil This user would be lost without Google. AJThis user wants to Save Jeeves. This user contributes using a MacBook. bThis user supports Blu-ray. This user still remembers these. This user contributes using a wireless connection. This user prefers Mozilla Firefox. This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible. This user contributes while using VLC media player. This user records with Audacity. This user runs macOS. PC This user knows that PC just means personal computer; a computer not running Windows may be a PC. This user uses Transmission. This user supports The Pirate Bay. This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale. This user is an omnivore. This user prefers eating pizza with pineapple. This user eats sufficient quantities of Hot Dogs to positively qualify as an Honorary Hot Dog in their own right. This user eats cheese. This user likes a 'proper' Pasty. This user eats Granny Smith apples. This user prefers green grapes over red grapes. This user loves lychees. This user likes Lemons. This user eats raspberries. This user believes cucumbers and watermelons taste the same. This user eats potatoes. This user eats candy corn. This user prefers dark chocolate This user likes pie. This user believes 42 cookies is the answer to life. This user eats Gingerbread Cookies. This user's favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip. DHMOThis user drinks plenty of dihydrogen monoxide. This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag. This user likes both kinds of sprites: video games and drinks. This user could live on American Chinese cuisine. This user enjoys playing Sudoku. This user plays mahjong. This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) This user mashes buttons. Real hard. Camping: It's a legitimate strategy. This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming. This user is opposed to regional lockout. This user plays games on the Wii console. This user still enjoys playing the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. This user owns an 80 GB PlayStation 3. ● __ This user plays various breakout-style games This user plays Tetris. LGIThis user prefers Luigi. This user loves the Final Fantasy series. This user finally quit playing World of Warcraft. This user loves Apocalyptica and wishes there was Cello in Rock Band. + This user prefers to play the drums while playing Rock Band. + This user is still alive. This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series. This user wishes they could play Role-playing games. This user is interested in history. This user is interested in the Crusades. This user once wanted to be like Joan of Arc but then read how the story ended. This user is interested in the history of the lands comprising the United Kingdom.   This user is interested in the History of France. This user is interested in the history of Germany. This user is interested in Japanese history. 這個用戶對中國歷史感興趣。 这个用户对中国历史感兴趣。 This user is interested in Chinese history. This user is interested in the History of Korea. This user is interested in Swiss History. This user greatly admires and respects Thomas Jefferson for inspiring revolutions around the world. This user is interested in the Middle Ages This user is always fascinated as they search their family history and build a family tree to see what black sheep will turn up next. This user wears their Sunglasses at Night. This user is modified.ʰ This user is inked.ʰ User:Electriceel/Userboxes/Pierced æThis user has a raging case of ED. This user enjoys sailing and boating. This user is interested in volcanoes. This user supports renewable energy. This user supports sustainable living. This user has visited 6 of the 10 provinces and 3 territories of Canada.6 This user loves the Winter. This user likes foggy days. This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights. This user prefers cold weather. This user supports the right of all women to go without a top at the beach, the local pool, or in public. This user is a member of the LGBTQ community. 1+1=3?This user does not understand mathematics. ${\frac {?}{0}}$ This user can divide by zero. ?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them. SIThis user measures using a combination of SI and Imperial units.ft-lb 1+1=10This user likes binary. 1112This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number. 10This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not. This user knows the Ultimate Answer. This user enjoys reading almost anything. This user reads between the lines.