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Littleb2009

Joined 14 April 2021
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Littleb2009 no longer uses this account on Wikipedia.

Yes, I know this is really, really weird, but I'm having a clean start. I am having a clean start because:

  • I want to leave my newb mistakes behind.
  • I have understood most of the policies and I want to start knowing most of them.
  • I want to leave some of my grudges (e.g. against someone who got blocked for a day for editing my userpage in a way I didn't like) behind.
  • My userspace is really messy.
Don't try to find me, it will be hard.

Hello.

My username here is littleb2009. It's nice to see you come to my userpage.

At the moment, I mostly do anti-vandalism, since I don't have a complete education because I'm somewhere between ages 10 and 20. (I refuse to tell you the details.) Expect me to work on content creation more and more as I get older.

I have been known to multitask, so my contibs may look messy at times. In addition, I read Wikipedia under this account, so I often edit somewhat-random articles.

I unconditionally refuse to edit for pay.

Click here to purge this page of cache.

Subpages of my userpage

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My to-do list (Feel free to help!):

Templates:

Userboxes:

  • You can request a userbox. Instructions are found on the userbox page.

RfA questions cheat sheet:

Essays:

Page for vandalism:

Be aware that some of the content in the above mentioned pages may be completely useless to some people. (But you should look at them first, to see if you find them useful.)

Accounts that are actually me

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User:LittleSock2009 is me, used for humor (like this) and security ("editing from public Wi-fi").
User:LittleZilla is me, because everyone needs a 'zilla account.

Doppelganger accounts

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To prevent impersonation by vandals.
User:Littleb2009. (Not registered; only redirects to my userspace.)
User:Littled2009

Poetry

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Feel free to add your own (Wikipedia-related) poetry if you can edit this page. Otherwise, you can request me to add a poem of yours on my talk page.

Some of these poems are WIP, work in progress.

Vandalism (WIP)

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Stanza 1

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This poem disturbs this page,
Just as youth disturbs the aged,
This text only does deface,
Here to break the narrative pace.

Stanza 2

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Undo link aganst the RC patroller,
Personal attacks against the reverter,
Block evasion against the blocker,
Only to be caught by a checkuser.

Stanza 3

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Seeing their account to be blocked,
Vandal goes to Wiktionary.
Vandalizes the dictionary,
Finally gets globally locked.
 --littleb2009 (she/her) (talk • contribs)

My fan club[sarcasm]

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This entire section is sarcasm. Anyway, because the absolute worst way to punish someone is public humiliation, I have listed all of the members of my "fan club" here.

198.133.125.135 for the "Sex worker accusation" award

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198.133.125.135 called me, after I slapped a {{Uw-vandalism1}} on their page, a whore (prostitute).

95.232.118.126 for the "SHUT UP, IDIOT!!" award

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Afer I cleared the sandbox, with their edits on it, 95.232.118.126 said I was an idiot. Then, they told me (in Italian), "I do as I want and you shut up!", obviously ignoring the notice on my talk page to mind WP:NPA.

85.186.112.190 for the "You are fat" award

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After I reverted their vandalism, 85.186.112.190 mistakenly called me (And on an article!) a "fat obese where". I'm pretty sure they meant "whore". The link is now broken due to revision deletion.

2001:D08:1205:193E:CD31:D289:414C:2C60 for the "Edit filter triggerer" award

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Even though I didn't do anything to them, 2001:D08:1205:193E:CD31:D289:414C:2C60 attempted to blank my user page, only to be caught by Filter 803.


IP editors, if you did not make these "compliments", then you may opt out of the "fan club" by posting on my talk page. But I have to confirm that it's no longer the "complimenter".

Me in some tiny little boxes

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  This userbox is only a tiny part of this huge universe...
 This user loves userboxes, like this pointless one.
Don't click this userbox.
You could be blocked for doing so.
 This user is a Wikipedian.
 This user has registered rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
 This user has autoconfirmed rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
 This user has extended confirmed rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
 This user has rollback rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
 This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.
 This user is not a Wikipedia bureaucrat, but would like to be one someday.
 
N+		This user has made N+ edits to Wikipedia.
 0.00023% This user has created 143 of the 61,843,418 pages on the English Wikipedia.
 This user fights vandalism.
 Were this user to act in a foolish, trollish, or dickish way, they are open to being slapped with a large trout.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
ZThis user is a member of
Generation Z.
This user is not yet dead.
Please check back later...
  This user is not a monkey, but is certainly related to some..
 This user is a user, and that is kind of obvious.
tyop
typo		This user is a member of the
Wikipedia Typo Team.
NOT BOTThis user is not a bot
 This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".
  This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
 This user wants to stop
global warming.
 Hackers, beware. This user has a strong password.
RWThis user uses RedWarn to fight vandalism.



























Service award progress

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Currently, this editor has earned the Apprentice Editor, level 2 service award.

To get to the next level, Apprentice Editor, level 3, she needs to meet the editing requirement.
Progress towards the next level (by edits): [ 229 / 250 ]

91.6% completed

  

Information about you

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This is scary. Read on if you dare.

  • You are not logged in.You are logged in.
  • You are autoconfirmed.You are not autoconfirmed.
  • You are extended confirmed.You are not extended confirmed.
  • You are an admin.

Stop staring!

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Stop staring at this page,
because instead of working on a backlog, you have been staring at this page since 12:06 Friday, November 15, 2024 UTC.
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