How good is that cockney in the front row? Roof, Roof
The one with the long-longest name
How good is that cockney in the front row? Roof, Roof
I do hope that Louie takes aim
He's Here He's There He's Every effing Where, He's Danny Orr, Danny Orr
North Stand give us a song North Stand, North Stand give us a song! (It's empty)
We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds Leeds and Leeds, Leeds and Leeds We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds We all effing hate Leeds
Danny Ward, Danny Ward Can run it in from 40 yards He's big and He's effing hard Danny Danny Ward
Down the pub friday night Getting absolutely plastered Go back home and beat your wife You dirty northern bastards
Give him the ball and a yard of grass, And he'll leave the full-back lying on his arse, David How-ell, Oh, Oh, David How-ell.
Chim chimenee Chim chimenee Chim chim charoo Who needs Gareth Ellis When we've got Joe Mbu
Six foot two, eyes of blue Joe Mbu is after you
Scott Hill, Scott Hill, Scotty, Scotty Hill! He`s got no hair, but we don`t care. Scotty, Scotty Hill!
He's cool, he's mean, He's older than the queen, Henry Paul, Henry Paul.
What that coming over the hill, is it Dwayne Barker?! Dwayne Bark-errr!!!!