This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy , will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids .
This user is interested in Russia and is capable of speaking in a Russian accent.
This user is interested in beauty .
This user is interested in maps .
This user enjoys watching the weather .
This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes !
DD They made this user do it .
ΔTPΔ This user ejaculates at the mention of the television program Twin Peaks .
TDT This user gets their news from The Day Today , because fact into doubt won't go.
jam This user was born dead through their own arse.
Flexible This user deals with edits, deletion, and creation of pages individually instead of unilaterally and encourages others to do so.