LouieLouie14

they?

This user has no opinion about singular they.

... in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

EH?

This user is obsessed with Canadian slang.

;

This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

US

This user uses American English.

This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.

This user owns one or more dogs.

This user eats Swedish Fish.

This user loves
HONDA CIVIC

This user's favourite colour is blue.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user knows Who's on First.

This user maintains a Facebook profile.

This user's news source is The Onion.

LJ

This user maintains a LiveJournal.

G

This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user owns a nice silver iPod

This user is a chocoholic.

This user prefers Chicago-style pizza.

This user prefers a true Chicago-style hot dog. With NO ketchup.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user loves
Chinese cuisine.

This user loves
Italian cuisine

This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.

This user enjoys chess.

This user plays mahjong.

This user plays Hearts.

This user is a history buff.

This user is interested in Impressionism.

This user is interested in the Modernist period.

This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

This user once wanted to be like Joan of Arc but then read how the story ended.

This user is interested in
Ancient Egypt.

This user is interested in Ancient Rome.

This user is interested in the Victorian period.

This user is interested in the Supreme Court of the United States.

This user is interested in
the history of the United States.

This user is interested in the
American Civil War.

This user knows that American Independence occured on July 2, 1776.

This user is a child of the Enlightenment.

This user is very interested in Napoleon.

1+1=3?

This user does not understand mathematics.

This user enjoys music by Antonio Vivaldi.

This user enjoys music by Johann Sebastian Bach.

This user enjoys music by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

This user plays the bongos.

This user loves opera.

This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. _†

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.^†

Blue

This user enjoys The Blues.

This user enjoys film scores.

This user believes that all men are created equal.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user enjoys tracking weather, and might have a personal weather station.

This user likes foggy days.

This user knows global warming is a reality we are facing.

This user is interested in psychology.

This user contributes using
AdobePhotoshopCS2.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

Sellout

This user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.

This user plays ping pong.

This user enjoys paintball

This user is a swimmer.

This user plays basketball.

This user is a bowler.

This user plays eight-ball.

This user is an independent voter who doesn't like partisan politics.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

lib

This user is a liberal.

This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.

This user supports Amnesty International.

This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.^‡

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.

This user is drug-free.

This user strongly supports
strict gun control.

This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.


	This user supports a Free Tibet

This user believes that fighting for peace is akin to fucking for virginity.

This user wants to reform the United Nations.

This user thinks President George W. Bush should have been impeached.

This user thinks Vice President Dick Cheney should have been impeached.

"Mission Accomplished"

This user knows today is the 7875th day since the declaration of Mission Accomplished in Iraq.

This user supported Barack Obama for President in 2008 and 2012.

This user loves to read.

This user is a Vexillologist.

This user wears their Sunglasses at Night.

This user is interested in maps.

This user is interested in political science.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user is interested in painting.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys snorkeling.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user is addicted to travel.

This user wants to live a Beat lifestyle in Paris, France.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

This user is interested in higher education.

This user listens to
audio books.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

LotF

This user does not want the conch.

This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet...

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

This user will always have Paris.

This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

This user is an Indiana Jones fan.

This user's got Movie Sign!

This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

This user demands a shrubbery! Ni!

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

This user will send you back to the future.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

+

This user is up to the elbows
in meatball surgery.

D.M.

This user likes both the British and American versions of The Office.

W.H.

TDS

This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

TCR

This user obsesses over the splendiferous power couple Filliam H. Muffman.

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

This user wants to believe,
but verifiability is policy.

DIRTY
JOBS

This user knows it's a
dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

GE

This user watches Good Eats.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

Scrubs

This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.

psych

This user watches a show about a fake psychic, real detective.

This user is a fan of
The West Wing.

This user works at
MI5 not 9 'til 5.

This user reads newspapers.

T

This user reads Time Magazine.

You

This user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine.

†

This user survived Catholic school!

This user is an academic.

HIS

This user's favourite subject is History.

BA

This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree.

ΦΑΘ

This user is a member of Phi Alpha Theta national honor society.

This user is nEu r O t ic.

This user suffers from Coulrophobia.
Always be wary of the clowns.

This user has insomnia.

This user is farsighted.

This user is right-handed.

This user is mortal.

MSF

This user supports Médecins Sans Frontières.

This user is female.

This user has French ancestry

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is of Italian ancestry.

⚤

This user is straight
but not narrow.

This user is single.

This user is interested in spirituality.

This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

This user advocates personal belief but does not support organised religion.

This user is interested in the debate over the separation of church and state.

Until proven wrong, this user does not believe in the supernatural.

LENT

This user gave up Roman Catholicism for Lent.

This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

This user is a Scorpio.

This user was born in the Year of the Rat.

鼠

This user is proud to be a United States citizen.

This user is from Illinois.

This user lives in or hails from Chicago.

This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter.

This user thinks the Bugatti Veyron is inefficient, overbuilt, and overpriced, but wants one anyway because it looks fun to drive.

This user enjoys drinking Smirnoff

This user drinks
wines

FC	This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

V	This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!

This user is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

TG

This user wonders what time the Stig would clock in a Dacia Sandero.

This user spooned their way to health with Vitameatavegamin!

This user has a
cunning plan, my lord.

PS	This user always has brown for first course, white for pudding.

8.4

This user is Numberwang!

This user's with Coco.

QI

This user is Quite Interesting.