The facts of life
Dodos
The dodo bird is an extremely fat and stupid bird beloved to be extinct. But thanks to the 5G cellular towers in America combined with aliens, frozen dodo specimens have been reanimated and released into Canada. Now it is a custom to eat a dodo egg omelette whenever the full moon rises. Because dodos are stupid they often try to eat the eggs they lay but then choke on them. so dodo egg farmers must never sleep as to not let the dodos choke to death on their egg. Dodo eggs are can be hard boiled too, but must be eaten in a dark room with a plastic fork.Sadly dodos can only stay in Canada because the aliens only want canadiens to have dodo eggs because when a dodo egg is eaten you can communicate with the aliens for a 45 minute period.
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