For the remainder of your natural life you are prohibited from ever editing any page on Wikipedia, for any reason. Further, you are declared outside the protection of the law, stripped of the title "Wikipedian", and permanently separated from the Wikipedia Community. If you attempt to evade this ban, your memory will be damned and any remaining edits permanently removed from public view. Administrators are authorized to use any and all means at their disposal to ensure you never again edit Wikipedia. |