MaczHacz is a sudonym for me, Michael McMickens. I am 56 years of age, I have type 1 Diabetes and my teeth are ROTTEN. I like to munch on gravel and stare into the direct rays of the summer sun at noon. In fact, I prefer to keep a perpetual SUN BURN on my corneas. I love to gain weight, and do so frequently. I'm up to 220 lbs (an approximation). The Today program is on and I have my TV turned up loud.