TCRThis user knows the population of elephants has tripled in the past six months.
This user is a college student.
PHLThis user's favourite subject is philosophy.
Big Brother is watching this user.
BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.
QThis user is a fan of Queer friendly comedy.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
This user's news source is The Onion.
LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal  as @maria_marchita.
PsThis user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.
This user uses BitTorrent.
This user uses Soulseek.
P2PThis user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.
sfriThis user contributes using Safari.
This user runs macOS.
This user contributes using an Apple Mac Mini computer.
This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.
This user believes the best use of a PC is as a doorstop.
EDThis user has an eating disorder.
Law & OrderThis user is a fan of all Law & Order series.All
L&O
MST3K This user is a MSTie.
nip/tuckThis user wants to know what you don't like about yourself.
newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.
TCR This user wants you to know that you're on notice.
This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.
This user plays the piano.
This user appreciates real punk music.
80sThis user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music.
This user is an audiophile.
4/4This user is against DJs adding a 4/4 Beat under old '80s songs and calling them new.
This user is a bibliophile.
This user is interested in Criminology.
This user is interested in law.
This user is interested in LGBTQ issues—which does not necessarily reflect the user's sexual orientation.
This user is a member of NORML.
Eagle Nebula This user is interested in astronomy.
This user has a keen interest in physics.
This user prefers cold weather.
BPDThis user lives with borderline personality disorder.
This user has depression.
GADThis user lives with generalized anxiety disorder.
OCDThis user lives with obsessive–compulsive disorder.
PSYThis user lives with episodes of psychosis.
ØThis user is a recluse.
This user is a smoker.
This user drives a rusty piece of junk.
XThis user is a member of
Generation X.
This user is of English ancestry.
IrelandÉireannach
This user is Irish.
This user is of Swedish ancestry.
This user is of multiple ancestries.
MomThis user is a mother and proud of it!
This user is a Piscean.
This user was born in the year of the Snake.
This user lives in St. Louis.
This user doesn't sleep.
This user's time zone is GMT-5.
This user was born on 2/23/77.
This user has been living in a cave somewhere.
This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain.
This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\
This user overuses userboxes.
:(This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.