Mark Tutton also known as John's second cousin and 1 of the founders of Nigel a religion based off a pencil case made for a game. In this world there are holy being such as John, Nigel and Troy's Mumma who helped Sassy Queen Rea create the world. The founders of Nigel are Mark Tutton (Chad), Aaron Turtle (PedoPhil and FunkyBill) and Troy Smyth (Doug). If anyone wants to buy some Lynx Africa Marmite Edition you can get it from Johns shed for a fiver or if you bring him milk (His kind of intercourse in Aaron's sake) and you will get the Cousin's Discount which is a 50% Discount on all products. Hail Nigel ~ Marko Polo