Master Genk

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

This user is one of an infinite number of "monkeys" editing Wikipedia right now.

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vsalvnkanvls;aThis user likes banging on the keyboard.

This user has Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

This user has been approved by
Mr Ducky. Have you?

This user has no idea who Mr Ducky is, but wanted to join in the fun.

S.O.A.P.This user is a fan of Snakes on a Plane.

This user is The Stig.

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

YMThis user is your mom.

Hic usor est rex Romanus et super grammaticam.

This user is a Chap.

WWCNDWhat Would Chuck Norris Do?

This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!

This user is a Pirate. Arrr!

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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

BorisI say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories?

MRLPThis user supports the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

This user believes in aliens and lies naked on his or her rooftop, waiting to be picked up.

This user loves Chevrolet.

This user loves Aston Martin.

This user drives a Land Rover.

This user cannot drive yet due to his/her age, but wants to.

This user considers traffic lights advisory, not compulsory.

This user wishes they owned a Panzerhaubitze 2000.

This user is opposed to online censorship.*

This user is a carnivore.

This user does not smoke.

This user is drug-free.

This user is interested in animal rights issues.

This user is skeptical of anthropogenic global warming.

This user is interested in aviation fuel taxation.

This user believes that the meaning of life is to live a happy life.

This user believes in logic.

This user is a committed advocate of democracy.

This user is a monarchist.

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
—in theory.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

This user is a Tory.

NO2IDThis user is a member of NO2ID.

This user supports a free Tibet.^‡

DIVORCEThis user is thoroughly against divorce, except in a few cases.

This user is Pro-Life.

EuThis user is interested in the debate over euthanasia.

This user admires Julius Caesar.

This user thinks that Bullfighting should be extinct.

This user has blue eyes.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user owns one or more dogs.

This user is a fish owner.

Con	This user supports the Conservative Party (UK).

This user is male.

This user is heterosexual.

CUT	This user supports Children's rights and opposes all forms of genital mutilation.

UNCUT

This user is uncircumcised.

This user is single.

This user is a fencer.

This user is a
cross country runner.

This user does weight training.