What can I say? :-p

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  This user supports democratic secession movements.
 This user lives in, or hails from, Los Angeles.
SoCalThis user lives in, hails from or is associated with Southern California.
 This user has visited one or more of the United States' National Parks.
en-us-caDude, this person is totally a California English speaker.
en-GB
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This user has a near-native understanding of British English.
en-CA
-4
This user has a near-native understanding of Canadian English.
AU-2This user is an intermediate speaker of Australian English.
SoE-2This here user has an intermediate understandin' of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and at times even a "ain't".
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pigIsthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway away ativenay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.
Rot13-5Guvf hfre vf noyr gb pbagevohgr jvgu n cebsrffvbany yriry bs Ebg13.
Cyrl-3
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This user has an advanced understanding of the Cyrillic script.
DsrtThis user understands the Deseret alphabet, a phonetic alphabet for the English language.
Grek-1
Ω
This user has a basic understanding of the Greek alphabet.
ipa-2
ə
This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
BBB-4Dees-a hyooser ees eh reel guud spicker uff-a Børk, Børk, Børk.
tlh-0tlhIngan Hol jatlhbe' lo'wI'vam.
nws-0This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
qya-0Yuhtaro sina lá/ú ista quete Quenya.
sjn-0This user does not know Sindarin.
ury-1Chyuc acol yuc uvro geh semglyuvago quyuch u vucyus robor eh Uryuomoco.
Wdk-0This user has no idea how to speak Wenedyk but can tell you where it's from.
BSThis user can speak Bullshit.
du-1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
fgn-5This user speaks nearly all dialects of foreign at a virtually native level.
gb-5Dzh uuzzar speekz gbrsh attteh pprrrraaahhffaaasssshaanaaaall llvll.
gbDz uadddr za nagve sspkr Gbrsh.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.
...This user would like to know all existing languages.
dlph-5Sreeee ack oork ee'urrr sque'ek eer.
hs
This user is a high school student.
Grade 12This user is in grade 12.
ANTHThis user's favourite subject is Anthropology.
 This user enjoys the subject of astronomy.
BIOThis user's favourite subject is Biology.
 
This user's favorite subject is computing.
ENGThis user's favourite subject is English.
FRThis user's favourite subject is French.
 This user's favourite subject is Geography.
HISThis user's favourite subject is History.
This user's favourite subject is Information Communication Technology.
HEThis user's favourite subject is Home Economics.
laudōThis user's favourite subject is Latin.
[lɪŋ]This user's favourite subject is Linguistics.
LITThis user's favourite subject is Literature.
 This user is a student of the Marine Sciences.
PHLThis user's favourite subject is philosophy.
 This user's favorite subject is physics.
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 155 .
 This user is self-educated to an advanced college level.