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"NS-5 Robots: *Jumps on car and breaks windscreen* You are experiencing a car accident. Detective Del Spooner: Like hell I am!!!" -I, Robot (film), N/A "Troy: AAAUUUGH!!!!! *everyone looks at him awkwardly* Troy: Almost reached the last level... 3GS: Are you playing that game or is that game playing you, son?" -Snakes on a Plane, N/A "EAT THE TURKEY" -Uncyclopedia, Sophia the Potato "*Grace hears a couple being killed in toilet but thinks they are having sex.* Those were the days. *The screaming gets louder.* Wow, this guy is good. *Abruptly, the screaming stops.* Well, maybe not that good." -Snakes on a Plane, Grace "Neville: We need weapons. Do you have any silverware or cutlery? Claire: We don't have any silverware. All we have are these... Neville: Sporks?" -Snakes on a Plane, N/A "*to Enrique and Roberto* Verone pay ya'll to keep a straight face like that? 'Cause If I was makin' money, shit, I'd get that mole removed off my damn nose." -2 Fast 2 Furious, Roman Pierce "Holy fucking shit lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!" -Die Hard, John "Detective Del Spooner: I think you murdered him because he was teaching you to simulate emotions, and things got out of control. Sonny: I did not murder him. Detective Del Spooner: But emotions don't seem like a very useful simulation for a robot. Sonny: [getting frustrated] I did not murder him. Detective Del Spooner: Hell, I don't want my toaster or my vacuum cleaner appearing emotional... Sonny: [angry] I DID NOT MURDER HIM! Detective Del Spooner: That one's called "anger". Ever simulated anger before?" -I, Robot (film), N/A "Left Ear: *pointing to a passage in his book* Hey, hey, look. Check this out. "Learn the language of poetry, art, romance, sex..." Handsome Rob: Unlike you, my friend, I don't need a guidebook. Can we go, please? Left Ear: *imitating Rob's accent* Right, guv'nor." -The Italian Job (2003 film), N/A "So, what does a man with thirty-five million dollars' worth of gold do at night? Watches his big-ass TV." -The Italian Job (2003 film), Lyle "Not only is he a genius but he is also smart!" -Speed Racer, Dr. Cumulus "Shouldn't you be doing your homework?" -The Transporter 2, Frank