Minovsky

This user is gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.

Big Brother is watching this user.

DON'T PANICThis user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

DuneThis user knows that fear is the mind-killer.

Rubber SoulThis user's soul is made of rubber.

This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.

This user is an objectivist, but not a jerk.

This user wishes there was a keyboard in Rock Band. +

Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex

This user prefers the cereal comma.

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twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.