Welcome to Mokkan88's Userpage.
Mokkan88 has been a registered member of the Wikipedia community since May 27th, 2006. He will refer to himself in the third-person on this page because he is a big doofus1.
About
editThe following section was created by Mokkan88 because he felt constructive. It is not uncommon for constructive doofi2 to personalize their Wikipedia Userpagea, generally with content that is nonsensical and laced with doof3.
Mokkan88 is a self-proclaimed nerd who is interested in such things as philosophy, psychology and sociology, as well as physics, astrophysics and biology. He is also an avid gamer, techie, writer and snowboarder. He often wears a flight suit and looks a lot like Tom Cruise from the 1986 movie Top Gun.
He currently resides in Ohio and is happily married with children doesn't even have a girlfriend. He often spends his lonely nights playing long sessions of DOA:XBV to cope with his lack of a partner would really like to have a girlfriendb.
The source for Mokkan88's name can be traced to both a book as well as Mokkan88's birthyear, 1988. The book, entitled Marlfox, is part of the Redwall series and features an antagonist character named Mokkan.
Mokkan (the character) is a witty and intelligent fox who acts as the leader of his sibling Marlfoxes. Similarly, Mokkan88 is, as far as he knows, also witty and intelligent. This may not necessarily be true - a fact often overlooked by Mokkan88 himself.
Reference
editDictionary
edit1. big doofus n. (big dOOf' us); A doofus4 with an abnormally high level of doof.
2. doofi n. (dOOf' I); Two or more members of the doofus population.
3. doof n. (dOOf'); A possibly yet-undiscovered form of cornflower blue fungus that typically grows on the backs of creepy old ladies who drive too slow.
4. doofus n. (dOOf' us); An incompetent, foolish, or stupid person.
Footnotes
edita. Conversely, all those who personalize their Wikipedia Userpages are not necessarily doofi.
b. If you are a female, please be my girlfriend.