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This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit.	This user is using a web browser.	This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.	This user reads the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette.	XP This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
This user lives in the United States of America.	9th Grade This user is in 9th Grade.	,This user has no opinion about the serial comma.
This user is a member of the Boy Scouts of America.	This user prefers cold weather.	According to the political compass this user is Economic Right (0.62) and Social Libertarian (-5.23).
This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.	This user is against involuntary military service.	RLThis user is on the religious left.
This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*	…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.	to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
their there they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!	. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.	its it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
UKThis user uses British English.	LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.	ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
...This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.	dlph-0This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.	prog-0This user does not know how to program.
This user frequently experiences déjà vu.	This user has blue eyes.	Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.
This user is right-handed.	30YThis Wikipedian was born on 24 August 1994 and is 30 years, 2 months, and 28 days old.	teenThis user is a teenager.
YThis user is a member of Generation Y.	This user is male.	Siblings This user is an only child.
1This user has visited 1 of the 205 countries in the world.	This user has never left the Northern and Western hemispheres.	This user observes Daylight Saving Time.
UTC-5This user's time zone is UTC-5.	This user is a Virgo.	chizodThis user does not care what Chinese astrological sign they fall under.
This user supports the United Nations.	This user wants all states of Europe to join the EU.	This user is a Roman Catholic.
This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.	This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*	This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.
This male user supports feminism.	♂♀This user supports gender equality.	This user enjoys reading the newspaper.
This user's favourite colour is purple.	This user uses Google as a primary search engine.	This user contributes using Firefox.
This user contributes using Internet Explorer 7.	This user contributes using Opera.	This user contributes using a PC.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.	This user loves spaghetti.	This user eats bananas.
This user eats tomatoes.	This user eats cheese.	This user eats chicken.
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.	This user loves pasta.	This user loves to eat pizza.
This user eats quesadillas.	User:KyraVixen/Userboxes/chocolate hi im	This user eats popcorn.
C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.	TEA!This user drinks southern sweet tea.	CokeThis user believes Pepsi is no match for Coke. Not even close.Pepsi
This user drinks water.	This user drinks milk.	This user eats at McDonald's.
This user eats at Taco Bell.	This user is a checkers player.	This user enjoys playing blackjack.
This user doesn't see the difference between poker and Texas Hold 'Em.	cvg-2This user is an intermediate gamer.	This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console.
360 This user plays the Xbox 360.	fan-2This user loves the computer or video game Sonic Adventure 2.	This user plays games in the Super Mario series.
This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.	This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.	This user is an avid sudoku player.
This user is interested in Greek mythology.	This user is interested in law.	This user is interested in Ancient Rome.
Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.	This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.	a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.	Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626	$0.{\bar {9}}$=1 This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it, but wishes that other people could understand it the way he does.
This user is a fan of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.SVU	This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!	FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!	TCR This user wants you to know that you're on notice.	TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.
300Tonight this user dines in hell!	This user plays the saxophone.	This user owns one or more dogs.
SelloutThis user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.	This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide. Do you?	This editor is a WikiGnome.
no adsThis user is against commercials in Wikipedia.	This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.	This user likes to give his or her two cents.
vn-2This user page has been vandalized twice.	This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism.	This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.
This user assumes good faith.	This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.	This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.
This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.	This user subscribes to The Signpost.	This user removes personal attacks because it's the right thing to do.
This user encourages the peaceful correction of vandals.	This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.	This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.
<ref>This user would like to see everyone using inline citations. Please...	_This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.	This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
This user has read the essay on userbox personalities and might be a Libertarian.	This user puts up an artificial Christmas tree.	This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.
UBXThis user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! or else...	This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.	gkThis user is a geek.
Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.	This user is not and has never been Napoleon.	This user is part of the Welcoming Committee.
Arab-2 ع‎This user has an intermediate understanding of the Arabic script.	Cyrl-2 ДThis user has an intermediate understanding of the Cyrillic script.	Grek-2 ΩThis user has an intermediate understanding of the Greek alphabet.
Latn-N A This user has a native-like understanding of the Latin script. You know, the alphabet that this is typed in? =P	$\sum _{n=1}^{\infty }{\frac {n^{x}}{x!}}$This user understands capital sigma and pi notation, and you should too!$\prod _{n=1}^{\infty }{\frac {n^{x}}{x!}}$	This user knows how to Find x.
This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started.†	This user plays their music in the treble clef.	This user plays their music in the bass clef.
This user plays the tuba.	This user is a mathie.	This user knows that math is $\int e^{xy}\,$.
$\int \limits _{a}^{b}\,$This user knows the difference between an integral and an antiderivative; and so should you!$\int \,$	ax2+bx+c=0This user likes algebra.