Need to organize these somehow.

NameThis user's name is Joseph Shamah.
♂This user is male.
This user is right-handed.
This user was born on December 13, 1988.
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This user has a website which may be found here.


This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.
This user contributes to Digg.
xkcdThis user is a reader of the xkcd webcomic.
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IRC
This user uses mIRC for chatting on IRC.
This user uses µTorrent.
This user scored 3,446 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 127396044).
This user has been on Wikipedia for 19 years, 8 months and 20 days.

This user is proud to have been a Wikipedian since February 2005.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.


prog-3This user is an advanced programmer.
PHP-4This user is an expert PHP programmer.
css-4This user is an expert Cascading Style Sheets user.
HTML-4This user is an expert HTML user.
xhtml-4This user is an expert XHTML user.
mircs-3This user is an advanced mIRC scripter.
SQL-3This user is an advanced SQL programmer.
js-2This user is an intermediate JavaScript programmer.
Java-1This user is a beginning Java programmer.


IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 125.
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ubx-3This user is an advanced userbox user.
du-1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
...This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.


This user's time zone is UTC-5.
YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.


 

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.


This user can solve the Rubik's Cube in under 40 seconds.
This user enjoys solving
Sudoku puzzles.
This user is a Kakuro addict
cvg-1This user is a n00b gamer.
MN-2This user is an expert minesweeper.


HThis user believes that everybody lies.
J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question.
ITHello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?
This user enjoys film scores.


This user is a code monkey.
This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.
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My antiderivative

=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.
According to The Political Compass this user is:
Economic Left (−1.38) and
Social Libertarian (−4.05)



:(This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
This user overuses userboxes.
UBXThis user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! or else...
4 ubxsThis user has created 4 userboxes.
!This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.
This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.


ENDThis user has no more userboxes.