History Channel narrator: America, 1948. Americans pick their president. Victory seemed certain for Governor Thomas E. Dewey.
Homer: Dewey! Dewey! Dewey! Dewey!
Lisa: Dad, I'm telling you. Truman wins.
Narrator: The headlines proclaim, "Dewey defeats Truman".
Homer: Yes, I win the bet! Who’s your daddy?!
Narrator: But the headlines are dead wrong. Harry Truman triumphs by two million votes.
Homer: Not if I can stop that inauguration!

R.I.P. Pluto's status as a planet :(
Iran is my hoamland, is very nice. You go to Isfahan.
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In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!
Don't mess with the Slovanian Army. Wait...Slovenia has an army? That's news to me.

MY CAT SPEAKS IN EBONICS

Anyways, Im just some oppressed Teenager from da NY. They always be holdin' a white brotha down just cuz he be gettin' in trouble wiff dem popos. The Man sho is racist.

Howz it taste?