NJWheeler

NJWheeler

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Greetings. I am NJWheeler. Sometime in the future, I wish to be either a published author and/or a syndicated writer. I occasionally (very occasionally) post fan fiction at fanfiction.net[1] (specific links to appear later) and also administrate a forum on said network, but that's just for fun and has nothing to do with my literary aspirations.

I am a cadet in Civil Air Patrol, which I participate actively in. For the many ignorant of what it is, go ahead and look at the official website[2]

I also like to draw. I excel at pencil sketches, charcoal and ink. Anything to do with color I am incompetent at, which is why I usually color with adobe photoshop. I would likely link to you my DeviantArt account, but as the current pictures have been done with paint, and aren't that original in the first place, and furthermore really old, I will let them die in shame...for now.

Other than that, I FREAKING LOVE VIDEO GAMES!!! (list to appear later)

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This user plays games on the Wii console.

This user thinks the Nintendo DS is the best handheld game console ever!

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.

This user still enjoys the Nintendo 64

This user still enjoys playing the Super Nintendo Entertainment System

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(Nintendo) This user still enjoys the Nintendo Entertainment System.

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This user is a Nintendo fanboy.

This user finally quit playing World of Warcraft.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."

This user is addicted to video games.

cvg-4This user is an expert gamer.

Diff HThis user plays Video Games on Hard or the highest difficulty available.

+This user enjoys playing retro games.

1337	7h15 d00d |2 1337 t3h pwnz l0l0l0l!!11!

1337	This user can write & read in 1337.

This user prefers the Wii and the Xbox 360 over the PlayStation 3.

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable.

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).

Pearl Harbor May we never forget…

This user is a member
of Sons of the Revolution.

This user greatly admires
Abraham Lincoln.

This user likes Thomas Paine.

This user likes George Washington.

This user has ancestors who fought on both sides of the Civil War.

This user is interested in the
American Civil War.

This user is interested in
the history of the United States.

This user is a graduated homeschooler.

This user is a college student.

BIOThis user's favourite subject is Biology.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading non-fiction.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

WOTThis user is a fan of the Wheel of Time book series by Robert Jordan

Avast there! - this user is a fan of the Hornblower novels.

Narnia

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia.

D	This user loves the Discworld series. But wouldn't want to visit Ankh-Morpork. Ever.

7+1This user's favourite colour is octarine.

MThis user is a muggle.

This user believes that six by nine is 42.

This user has been There and Back Again.

The Silmarillion

This user not only likes The Lord of the Rings, but The Silmarillion as well.

This user enjoys the Lord of the Rings book and movie series.

This user is a servant of the noble House of Fingolfin.

This user loves writing, but can hardly find the time to do so.

This user reads webcomics.

FighterThis user likes swords and invented Sword-Chucks.

BMThis user is going to
stab you so much!

ThiefThis user owns you and your possessions by contract, but stole it all anyway.

LFGThis user was just going to look... with fire, and lightning, and reanimated chipmunks, and raccoons... on fire.

LFGThis user wields the Fork of Truth.

OOTSThe user reads The Order of the Stick

This user is a carnivore.

?This user refuses to fall into the stereotypical dumb-fighter cliché.