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i should be alive right now[citation needed]

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lang-0This user cannot read or write any languages. Assistance is required.
asm-0This user does not understand Assembly, or refuses to program in it.
vb-0This person does not understand Visual Basic (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in it).
bat-1This user is an occasional Batch programmer.
bfThis user can program in Brainfuck.
py-3This user is an advanced Python programmer.
re-0This person does not understand regular expressions (or understands them with considerable difficulties, or does not want to write them).
 This user can code in Scratch.
SQL-1This user is a beginning SQL user.