Hello, person-in-the-wide-wide-world! I'm Nerd587, obviously, and I hail from the state of Ohio (also known as the state of impossible weather) in - where else - the United States (what a boring name. Descriptive, but bo-ring). I'm new to the "registered" world of Wikimedia, so I'll take full responsibility for my mistakes. Lessee here...um...I'm a teenager, a Christian, and a girl...I call myself the Picasso of tenebrousness (meaning that I've elevated evil to an art form)...my birthstone is a blue sapphire...I'm honestly not sure when was the last time I read a nonfiction book just for the heck of it, and...um...I guess that's it for now. Oh, and I'm learning how to speak Italian, and I'm addicted to userboxes. Anything else? No? Good.

Peace out, rock on.

This user's hero is Jesus Christ.
This user believes Jesus is still relevant in modern times.
This user eats chocolate.
This user is insane.
This user believes that all men are created equal.
USThis user uses American English.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up her user page instead of actually writing something useful.
:)This user is a native speaker of smileys.
This user tries to distance herself from politics as much as possible.
This user can prove that is irrational.
This user scored 29013 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 360244667).
no
ads
This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia.
This user enjoys playing blackjack.
This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.
its & it'sThis user thinks
ohh, if you want it to be possessive,
it's just i-t-s,
but if it's supposed to be a contraction,
then it's i-t-apostrophe-s...
Scalawag.
Guitar-0This user does not play the Guitar (but will one day!).


This editor is a WikiGnome.
This user does not eat fish. Ever.
Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
This user eats cookies.
tyopThis user strives to limit typos to edit summaries.
No LicenseThis user doesn't have a
driver's license.
☹ This user feels that deletions subject to a popularity contest rather than a verifiability test damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.
This user is interested in
science.
"Jaffa, KREE!"
This user likes to eat chicken parmesan.


TF2This user's a spy!!
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
This user enjoys reading Fantasy.
DS9This user asked the replicator for a raktajino.
ALThis user speaks the Ancient Language fluently.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
This user's pets own her!
ft-lb-oz-°FThis user prefers US customary units.
This user contributes using a laptop.
This user believes in being good.
;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.
This user has been scratched several times by her pet cat.
No iPod This user does not use an iPod and does not wish to own one..
cRap This user can't stand rap music.
This user is a scary Ghost.
This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain.
This user likes Maine Coons.
This user drinks so much milk, her bones can cut diamonds.
S-0This user does not drink carbonated beverages.
This user loves cake.
This user doesn't know how to solve a Rubik's Cube.
This user was born in the Year of the Rat.
VirgoThis user is a Virgo.
This user was abducted by aliens and all what I've got was this lousy userbox.
This user is proud to be a nerd, although she prefers not to brag and often go(es) incognito without a pocket protector.
This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.
This user has been There and Back Again.
Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...


AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
couldn't'veThis user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word.
PLUTO is a PLANET
This user will not recognize any decision by anyone that says otherwise.
This user is on constant vigilance.
This user attends Camp Half-Blood.
Dark greenThis user's favourite colour is dark green.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
This user is a fan of Stargate Atlantis.
“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
This user is allergic to cats.
ID You don't need to see this user's identification.
O'NeillThis user thinks that Jack O'Neill is one of the greatest fictional characters of all time.
This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
This user enjoys watching pointless animations.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
One
Ring
This user stole the Precious. It's ours and we wants it!
This user enjoys reading fiction.
This user is a book lover.
IDThis is a blank Userbox, please tell the user if you see it, because it doesn't exist.
RDAThis user thinks that Richard Dean Anderson is one of the greatest actors of all time.
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
This user knows that her userboxes are disorganised but has decided that she doesn't really care.
In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…
This user does not know any
music theory.
This user is a waffle eater.
This user loves spaghetti.
sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.
You better keep your hands off my peeps!

User:Pierregunther/Userboxes/The Edge Chronicles

Y'allHey y'all! This user is a fan or speaker of Southern dialect, where we have "owl" not "oil" like them Yankees.
This user loves brownies.
If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!
This user is an Ancient from the Pegasus Galaxy
YThis user prefers Yahoo over Google.G
mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.
This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.
This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.
Cat LoverThis user is a
cat lover
.
"So many userboxes, so little space."
Y'allThis here user talks Southern, y'all.
no
G
This user only uses Google products as a last resort.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
This user is part of the Angel Experiment.
This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?
This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.
This user loves deadlines. She loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
This user is of multiple ancestries.
This user writes fan fiction.
METhis user prefers minor edits.
This user loves to walk by the moon.
Ain't
This user believes that ain't is a proper word to use in place of a contraction of a verb and a pronoun. Ain't that right?
The universe may implode any second because this user is about to discover the meaning and question of life.
Don't make me press the self destruct button (and trust me, I'll do it!)


The Force is strong with this user.
This user stands under 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall.
teenThis user is a teenager.
This user can play the radio!
teen This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
It is approximately 6:42 AM where this user lives.
This user has brown hair.
PPPThis user has found the source of the ticking noise and is uncomfortable reading this message, as are you!!!
PET CATThis user has a pet cat.
This user knows how to
Find x.
FoundX
This user is an ageless immortal.
This user eats at McDonald's.
This user eats popcorn.
This user believes that some Wikipedia flame wars are akin to a pit full of hungry crocodiles.
This user is a checkers player.
This user is against cyberbullying.
Eagle Nebula This user is interested in astronomy.
This user believes that common sense trumps all other arguments.
This user does not smoke.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
This user has visited Narnia.
☹ This user believes that anyone who thinks Wikipedia is an unreliable source should continue their quest to find a better website.

This user knows 15 digits of pi.
This user likes foggy days.
lol wut obvious statement is obvious.
This user is highly... um... What's that word again?
GNThis user is a Grammar Ninja and says "WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" as proof.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.
This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.
UBXThis user hopes you read each and every one of her userboxes! or else...
RH →This user is right-side dominant.
This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards.
This user loves to eat pizza.
This user loves pancakes.
no lifeIf you've really read all userboxes up until this one, you have no life.