Not-So-Funny-Comedian

Basics

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is male.

This user is heterosexual.

GodThis user believes in God.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!

Literature

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user enjoys the works of
Charles Dickens.

DNA	This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

George Orwell taught this user everything they need to know about the government.

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

Big Brother is watching this user.

22	This user wants to help Yossarian find Nately's Whore's Kid Sister.

DON'T PANICThis user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

This user enjoys reading poetry.

This user writes poetry.

This user enjoys writing.

Comedy

XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

CThis user is a fan of character comedy.

SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user thinks that Charles Chaplin is the greatest actor of all time.

Film and Television

This user likes Pixar and its films.

This user is a fan of Quentin Tarantino's films.

KubrickThis user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time.

This user likes Horror Movies.

Viddy well, me brothers, this user gets a malenky bit sick when he/she hears the glorious, glorious 9th by lovely, lovely Ludwig Van.

This user knows you have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

This user has a major malfunction.

This user is an Indiana Jones fan.

Woohoo!This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!

This user can't, can't, can't, fly.

This user loves Halloween - the night he came home.

TDKThis user wants to know, "Why so serious?"

SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

KThis user is a "Kramer."

M*A*S*HThis user understands:
"the M stands for mobile".

d'oh!

This user knows that "alcohol (is) the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems".

Music

60sThis user is a fan of Sixties music.

This user plays the guitar.

This user plays harp. No, not the kind angels play.

Bob Dylan

This user is tangled up in blue.

Bob Dylan

This user travels like a rolling stone.

song-3This user's favorite song is "[[It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)]]" by [[Bob Dylan]].

This user enjoys folk music.

This user is thankful to Bob Dylan for going electric.

When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.

When all are one and one is all, this user is a rock, and does not roll.

Let it Be

This user thinks you should just Let it Be.

This user is The Walrus

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam