Ozog chris

Chris
Born	(age 32 years, 351 days)
Genres	Indie rock
Occupation	Songwriter
Instrument	Guitar
Years active	2007-2010
Labels	Unsigned

Chris (December 6th, 1991) is a wikipedian user who is an avid sports fan, particularly, in basketball. He lives in Ann Arbor. Referred to as a wikipedia user only and clearly NOT an advertiser.

Early Life

I'm a little kid, but now i'm not. (:

Stuff I like

Pie, ps3, and chocolate.

new glasses

On December 21st, 2009, Mrbigshot received his first pair of glasses.

Death Of Laptop

On march 7th, 2012, Toshiba Laptop was found unconscious in Chris Ozog's Town Home in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Attempts to resuscitate the senile deteriorating monstrosity ultimately failed, and, Toshiba was pronounced dead at 7pm EST. At this point it is not clear what the cause of death was, however, it is highly suspected that the cause could be attributed to laptop-cardiac arrest. An Autopsy to determine the exact cause of death is to be held on March 30th, 2012, following toxicology reports.

On March 8th, 2012, a ceremony honoring the beloved laptop was held in a catholic church in Ann Arbor, Michigan. 700,000 laptops attended the ceremony including Macbook, HP, Dell, and Netbook. Dell was selected to eulogized and spoke highly of toshiba, saying; "Toshiba was a truely sophisticated individual who held up against his contemporaries. His remarkable sense of insight and intellectualism helped transform a generation of laptops that followed in Toshiba's footsteps. He will be dearly missed, but Chris should have gotten a dell. like for real. We will miss, you, toshiba."

R.I.P. Toshiba Laptop (2010-2012)

Divorce

it's fun, I guess.

Career

Hopefully in the future.