User:ParallelUniversity

Hi. I’m an art school dropout and disemployed journalist, which means I am forever frustrated creatively and will fact-check you and trim your speech of verbosity.

I’ve lived in NYC, Chicago and Los Angeles, but now I live on the eastern side of the Sierra Nevada, very near the highest peak, the lowest point, and the oldest living thing.

People say they like visiting nature. I say nature is not something you visit–it’s all around you. You just put your house in it.

I’m here to help.