Andrew Pinchot
Andrew Pinchot, dashing and bold, controls his own fate. Popular amongst his friends (ranging from Kendrick Lamar to Gandhi) Andrew practices philanthropy and constructs ships in a bottle in his free time. An advocate, Mr. Pinchot has slept through insomnia, built a phone screen that touches you, and was a better neighbor than State Farm. Rather than being scared of heights, Andrew has a phobia of widths and refuses to go anywhere near wide doorways.
Achieving fame, Andrew Pinchot blew up on Tiktok grossing 20 million views in less than 2 weeks, earning the alter ego "awkward kid in the white T-shirt".
Andrew also realized the weirdness of milking cows and how suspicious it was that a human discovered this form of farming. Being the son of a twin, he realized the lack of planning in the twin gene and that half of every twin are an accident.
The Pinchot name (originally Parks) stems from his Saskatchuwanian roots where the Parks's perfected ice fishing by simply melting the lake, making the pastime much easier.
With all of these accolades, Andrew has achieved fame and fortune prompting him for a life of success.