Petisher

They say Petisher is king of the beast. But I don't know if that's right...

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This user has been on Wikipedia for 16 years, 5 months and 17 days.

35Y

This Wikipedian was born on 26 August 1989 and is 35 years, 3 months, and 6 days old.

AP

This user was awarded
National AP Scholar
by the College Board

This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.

UCD

This user attends or attended the
University of California, Davis.

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This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Here's another clue for you all. This user was Paul.

This user listens to NPR.

This user can solve the Rubik's Cube in 184 seconds.

This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user enjoys playing FreeCell.

This user plays mahjong.

This user is a 1st generation American.

This user is of Dutch ancestry.

This user is an advanced mathematician.

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This user is your friend, he's not your only friend, but he's a little glowing friend, but really, he's not actually your friend.

SF

This user is a fan of the
San Francisco Giants

GSW

This user is a fan of the NBA's
Golden State Warriors.

This user plays ultimate.

This user plays tennis.