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This user uses Windows Live Messenger and his/her email address is pfkah@hotmail.com.

This user is not interested in Uncyclopedia.

This user has a profile on MySpace as thexhat.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user contributes while using iTunes.

This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!

XPThis user uses Windows XP.

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

amn'tThis user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular.

snukThis user says snuck.

to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

byThe passive voice may be used by this user.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.

less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.

. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

"…"?This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?

;This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.

enThis user supports the
English English language.

AUThis user speaks Australian English.

MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

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This user is a carnivore.

This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.

VThis user eats Vegemite regularly.

This user eats Granny Smith apples.

This user eats raspberries.

This user eats watermelon.

This user does not drink milk and consequently does not suffer from calcium depletion.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user loves espresso.

This user drinks green tea.

C₂H₅OH-3This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.

This user drinks wine.

This user drinks beer.

Any beer is better than Foster's.

This user is a Sudoku addict.

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

CardsThis user enjoys playing card games.

This user still uses a
Sega Genesis / Mega Drive.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

This user is interested in politics.

This user is interested in geopolitics.

This user supports sustainable living.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

NewsThis user reads broadsheet newspapers.

This user supports the
Australian cricket team

LH ←This user is a southpaw.

This user grew up in a rural area.

6	This user has set foot in 6 continents of the world.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

00:00This user uses 24-hour time.