I will make my page full of userboxes.
| n00b | This user is a n00b. |
 | It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music. |
| Pie | This user likes pie. |
 | This user is cooler than you. |
 | This user likes pie. |
| fan-3 | This user thinks that Bill Nye the Science Guy is the greatest comedian of all time. |
 | This user is an escaped genetic experiment. |
 | Grrr! Brains! Brains! |
| :-t | This user is angry. |
| 8-) | This user is cool, and always wears sunglasses. |
 | This user is happy. |
 | This user is a jokester or comedian. |
 | This user is melancholy. |
| :-] | This user is polite. |
| :-] | This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.
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| :-/ | This user is a sceptic, even with regard to this userbox. |
 | This user is surprised. |
| :-| | This user is undecided. |
| This user is unhappy. |
 | This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH! |
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This user is in a great mood. |
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This user likes to wink a lot, usually by the combination of a parenthesis and semicolon, but sometimes with a pretty graphic. |
| This user thinks or feels they are hated by everyone else (or knows it). |
 | This user is homesick. |
| — | This user has NO personality. |
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This user has a website, which can be found here. |
| Vegitarian zombie | Grrr! Grains! Grains! |
This User Is an Eternal Rival to Pie God