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 This user lives in or hails from
Pittsburgh.
 This user lives in the U.S. Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
GrFThis user lives in Greenfield.PGH
pghHey yinz! This user is a native speaker of Pixsburghese.
 This user is a member of
WikiProject Pittsburgh.
 This user is of German ancestry.
 This user is of Italian ancestry.
  This user's spouse is Dutch.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
nl-3Deze gebruiker spreekt uitstekend Nederlands.
de-3Dieser Benutzer hat sehr gute Deutschkenntnisse.
 This user is a fan of Friends.
offThis user would choose their employees over a one night stand.
 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
BLOOThis user believes that Bloo is the best imaginary friend
J&K+8This user is a fan of
Jon & Kate Plus 8.
band-3This user likes The Clarks.
BOSThis user is a fan of the
Boston Red Sox
band-3This user likes The Killers.
ИRThis user has been brainwashed too
   All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.
This user knows that the solution to global warming is piracy.ʰ
  This user believes in logic.
 This user supports recycling.
 This user drinks soy milk.
 This user loves pancakes.
PITThis user is a fan of the
Pittsburgh Pirates
PITThis user is a fan of the
Pittsburgh Steelers.
PITThis user is a fan of the
Pittsburgh Penguins
 This user contributes using Firefox.
WinXPRegretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
 This user creates their own userboxes.
 This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
ENDThis user has no more userboxes.