PotatoMasta
editPotatoMasta is a relatively new Wikipedia user. He is currently working on an article for The Hippo (Bathtoy) and has requested submission. He has been on Wikipedia almost daily since November 2014, but did not make his account until October of the next year.
Which is a complete joke.
In objection: The Hippo is a joke. The article for it is not. This is a reasonable article on a moderately well-known subject. I would like to ask why this is continually rejected. This article is not intended to be funny, but rather to educate people who are vaguely familiar with The Hippo on its history. Yes, the website that is this article's sole source was originally a joke made by the starter of The Hippo. This article is not a joke.