| en | This user is a native speaker of English. |
| ... | This user would like to know all existing languages. |
| LE-0 | This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation. |
| dlph-1 | Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek. |
| ... | Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put. |
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This user's homeworld is mostly harmless. |
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This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. |
 | This user enjoys philosophy. |
 | This user is a skeptic. |
| ind | This user is politically independent. |
 | This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government —in theory. |
 | This user likes all types of music. |
 | This user is an audiophile. |
 | This user plays the ukulele. |
 | This user enjoys the big band sound |
| 60s | This user is a fan of Sixties music. |
| ALL | This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy. |
 | This user thinks that Charles Chaplin is the greatest actor of all time. |
 | This user is a Monty Python fan. |
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This user plays the Metroid series. |
 | This user plays all the Elder Scrolls games. |
 | This user is interested in ancient civilizations. |
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This user is interested in String Theory. |
 | This user is a bibliophile. |
 | Big Brother is watching this user. |
 | This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen |
 | This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by. |