Proffesor B

Faux Bio

I was born in a log cabin that I built with my own hands. As a baby, I strangled a pair of snakes single-handedly. In my adolescent years, I worked as a prosthetic leg for minimum wage. Then I was shot up into space and forced to watch bad movies.

Real Bio

I was born in Northern Virginia, and I now live in not-so-Northern Virginia. I, in no particular order, compose music electronically, am a mediocre to good keyboardist, am a mediocre to good artist, and program video games on RPG Maker 2003.

Miscelanniac

Favorite Quote:

"Anyone who gets sleep around here isn't as sick as anyone who gets no sleep around here" My Dad