User:PtatozGunaPtate/Userboxes, nuff said

THESE USERBOXES APPLY TO ME IN SOME WAY

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

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əThis user has an advanced understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

Ain't

This user believes that ain't is a proper word to use in place of a contraction of a verb and a pronoun. Ain't that right?

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.

whoThis user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?

you oneThis user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.

than
thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

Y'allHey y'all! This user is a fan or speaker of Southern dialect, where we have "owl" not "oil" like them Yankees.

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.

. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B, and
A and BThis user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex

This user prefers the cereal comma.

"...,"For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."

…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

GNThis user is a Grammar Ninja and says "WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" as proof.

Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

USThis user uses American English.

Y'allThis here user talks Southern, y'all.

This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.

AIM-52 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng

H4X0RThis user has moderate understanding of Leet (H4X0R), but does not use it.

This user loves
Warbirds from World War 2

This user loves
Warbirds from the
Vietnam War

This user loves
Warbirds from the
Gulf War

This user has flown in simulated combat.

This user is a fan of the P-38 Lightning.

This user is a fan of the P-51 Mustang.

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

No LicenseThis user doesn't have a
driver's license.

This user is a gearhead.

This user thinks nothing is better than pure American Muscle.

This user loves the look of the Aston Martin DB9.

This user is a BMW enthusiast.

This user thinks the Bugatti Veyron is inefficient, overbuilt, and overpriced, but wants one anyway because it looks fun to drive.

This user wishes they owned a Dodge Charger.

This user drops a load when they see a Nissan Skyline.

This user wants to own the
Nissan GT-R.

This user wishes they owned a Plymouth Barracuda.

BkThis user's favourite colour is black.

no pinkThis user can't stand the colour pink on most things.

shineThis user likes the colour: shiny

truthThis user knows that shiny is a color.

DAMN!This user's computer is CRAPPY!

Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user can type 40 WPM.

This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

This user maintains a Facebook profile.

FandomThis user spends time on Fandom.

This user edits wikis on Fandom.

This user watches videos on YouTube.

This user has a channel on YouTube.

This user's favourite search engine is Google.

AJThis user wants to Save Jeeves.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user's Internet service provider is AT&T.

This user's Internet service provider is Google TiSP.

This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell.

This user contributes using a PC.

Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down...
This user loves tricks like this.

This user still remembers these.

≥5	This user contributes with a computer 5 years old or more.

This user's mobile phone and data services provider is AT&T.

This user contributes using Internet Explorer 7.

This user knows how AutoCAD works.

PsThis user uses Photoshop CS3.

OfficeThis user is using
Microsoft Office XP or higher.

C:\>_This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.

This user uses Windows XP.

This user wants to use Windows 7.

Windows 7 was this user's idea.

This user prefers Windows, but still sees the advantages of Macs.

This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.

This user prefers Windows XP over Windows Vista

This user supports free software.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for his health & success in life.

This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food.

In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard.

This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chili.

This user loves spaghetti.

BAM!	This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!

This user prefers red grapes over green grapes.

This user practically inhales jalapeños.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user loves pasta.

This user loves bacon!

This user loves cheesecake.

This user loves brownies.

This user prefers fudge-like brownies.

This user likes pie.

This user likes Starburst candy.

This user prefers dark chocolate

GAMEThis user plays "the Game".

GAME	This user won "the Game".

You just lost The Game.

This user doesn't know how to solve a Rubik's Cube.

This user enjoys chess.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user enjoys playing poker.

This user enjoys playing Grifball.

This user mashes buttons. Real hard.

This user is a fan of
first-person shooters.

cvg-4This user is an expert gamer.

game
devThis user is interested in video game development.

Diff EThis user plays Video Games on Easy or the lowest difficulty available.

Diff MThis user plays Video Games on Medium or the default difficulty.

Diff HThis user plays Video Games on Hard or the highest difficulty available.

Coming Soon!

This user can't wait for Fallout: New Vegas.

Coming Soon!

This user can't wait for Halo: Reach.

1337	7h15 d00d |2 1337 t3h pwnz l0l0l0l!!11!

?This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.

This user plays a PS2.

This user still enjoys playing the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

This user still plays games on the Game Boy Color.

This user plays the Xbox 360.

GAME OVER

This user will insert more coins to continue.

MrT	This user is a night elf mohawk.

This user prefers to play bass while playing Rock Band. +

MW2This user enjoys playing Modern Warfare 2.

This user is a sim racer.

GOWThis user thinks that nothing feels better than to chainsaw a Locust.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

TF2Who touched this user's Sasha?!?!

L4DThis user was Left 4 Dead.

L4D2This user was Left 4 Dead...Again.

L4D2This user's friend Keith does some crazy stuff.

CNThis user's alignment is Chaotic Neutral: the "Free Spirit."

This user is a foe of the False Emperor of Mankind

This user likes to play Role-playing games.

D&D	This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.

ZorkThis user has never been eaten by a grue!

This user supports the United States Navy.

Pearl Harbor May we never forget…

:HOLY ****

This user collects license plates.PL8S

This user collects
Die-Cast Scale-Model Cars

This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you.

This user is a hunter.

XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user is interested in counter-terrorism.

School

This user doesn't like school.

This user just sank your battleship.

This user is interested in tanks.

This user remembers VHS. ±

This user prefers DVD over VHS. ±

This user still has some Beta tapes lying around.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

This user does not like socklessness.

This user likes to spin pens.

The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain.

This user is a professional zombie hunter.

 SOBER This user is alcohol free.

29This user's favorite number is 29.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.Existent

This user has not revealed their sex or gender on Wikipedia.

??This user hasn't revealed what gender or race he/she/it/they are. Nor what species, for that matter.

∞This user is an ageless immortal.

This user is of British and German ancestry.

This user is of Welsh descent.

2	This user has set foot in 2 continents of the world.

brosThis user has 2 little brothers.

This user is single.

RH →This user is right-side dominant.

NEW
LIFEThis user needs and wishes he had a life.

This user supports the troops in Iraq.

This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2009.

This user has a lot of userboxes.

This user needs just one more userbox on his page!

:^D	This user has no more userboxes.

?-0This person does not understand where this userbox goes and why.

This user believes in Userboxes

This user lives in a Userbox.

This Userbox doesn't exist, you're just crazy.

This place is reserved for a userbox.

IDThis is a blank Userbox, please tell the user if you see it, because it doesn't exist.

This userbox is correct.

This userbox is wrong.

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.

too many ubxsThis user has too many userboxes.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.

Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

no lifeIf you've really read all userboxes up until this one, you have no life.

This user knows that this userbox is pointless, but what the hell!

This user has read the essay on userbox personalities and might be a Centrist.

This user has found a userbox that does not offend anybody in any way.

This user is a known talk page watcher.

END	This user is now brain-thrashingly insane because this user has no more userboxes.

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